This is a message to all my fellow fake friends out there. I needed something to rant about. <.<

Dear fake friends,
First of all u show know that I'm typing this with my middle finger. I don't regret my past, I just regret the time I've wasted with u guys. If u can't stand for me then don't even lean on me. (Oh gosh now I've got lean on stuck in my head) I won't chase u guys out anymore. If u wanna walk out of my life then please do. Heck, I'll even open the door for u. I've learnt that no matter how much I care, some people just won't care back but whatever "u can't please everyone" (thanks for the awesome quote TheFaveChildOfApollo ) All u fake friends out there, u are either jelly or just plain mean, u ain't awesome (thank u AislingIontach16 ). Fake friends ain't worth my time. It stinks when u realize ur "friends" are fake but if people are talking behind ur back then do u know what ur supposed to do? Just fart. Also, if u R talking behind my back, feel free to just bend down and kiss my ass. All u fake friends are only around when I'm cool but u real friends are always around when I'm a fool.  You're so fake u make Barbie look real ahahaha.From this point onwards, I'm gonna treat people the way they treat me. Some will be glad while the others, scared.
Love,
I ain't surely not ur friend anymore.

That's bout it. Don't ranting, now I can eat my pancakes in peace