PJO/HoO Fans: We ship one if our main characters with a brick! Do not question us!

Harry Potter Fans: YEAH?! wELL wE shiP oNe oF oUr cHarCteRs wiTH aN aPpLe!

People who don't even deserve to be called Magnus Chase fans: We ship Magnus with a *insert Gender Fluid Slur*!

Everyone: ...

Everyone: You will die for saying that

*I made this one, but I do not condone anyone saying Gender Fluid people are invalid or wrong, or confused. They are just as valid as any gay, bi or cis person, and that is why I didn't actually include a slur*