Lesson time in CHB:

Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Percy: What if I bite it and it dies?

Annabeth: You're venomous

Nico: What if it bites itself and I die?

Annabeth: ....that's voodoo...

Piper: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Annabeth: That's correlation, not causation

Jason: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Leo: *from the other room* THAT'S JUST KINKY!

Annabeth: oh gods...