Harry: HIT OR MISS

Ron: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH

Hermione: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND, I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA

Draco: excuse me? I kiss my man, how dare you *pulls Harry in for a passionate kiss*

Harry: *pulls away laughing* it's a meme babe

Ron & Hermione: *holy shit*

A Jealous Pansy: HE GON' FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON'T MISS YA

Draco: oh honey, I'm gay as fuck, I'm never getting a girl. And besides: I have standards

Ron & Hermione: *suddenly Team Draco* OH BURRRNNNNN

Alternate:

Harry: HIT OR MISS

Ron: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH

Hermione: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND, I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA

Draco: *kisses Harry* MWA

(MADE THIS ONE AND I'M PROUD OF IT!)