Nurse: Hello, are you Cole? I'm calling from the local  hospital to-
Cole: Did Jay try to Tarzan swing down the alleyway again?
Nurse: ... again??
Cole: I'm on my way.

Jay: What if Cinderella was a baking Slavs instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozzarella?
Cole: Dont ever text me again.

Kai: Someone else needs to be the bad example of the group!
Nya: aww, but you wear shame so well!

Jay: Have you noticed how hot your sister has gotten?
Kai glares*
Jay: ... because I have not...

Ronin: When there are no cops around, everything is legal!