Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, noprofessionals."

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she wasdoing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it

Yo Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Momma so dumb, she tried to steal a free sample!

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo Momma so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."