Q- How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- One, but it takes him 10 episodes!

Q- Why did Naruto cross the street?
A- Because it was a filler episode!

Q- How does Kagome clean her clothes?
A- Inu-Washa

Q- What is the difference between love and anime?
A- Anime lasts forever

Q- What's the fastest way to get to a girl's heart?
A- Chidori!!!

Q- What do you get when you cross a sailor scout with a barn animal?
A- Sailor Moo

Q- How do you get 500 tentacruels on a bus?
A- You poke-em-on!

Q- What is Mami Tomoe's favorite drink?
A- The Decappuccino

Q- How much does a Full Metal Alchemist box-set cost?
A- An arm and a leg!

Q- Why did Saitama get fired as a train conductor?
A- Well, he did great- until he had to punch cards.