Kirishima: So I just met an elderly couple today, and they've been married for sixty-five years.

Bakugou: *questioning look* How the fuck do you stay together that long?

Kirishima: SEE! That's what I asked

~flashback~

Man: Well it hasn't been easy, we've had our bumps and fights.

Woman: That's for sure, but at the end of the day....

~end of flashback~

Kirishima, continuing the story: Dick too bomb.

Bakugou: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Denki: Get it Grandma!!! *whoops*