The Fly
So there is a fly about 8 inches above a stream. There is a fish watching the fly and it's thinking 'If that fly goes about 6 inches down I can catch it and eat it.' There is a bear watching the fish watching the fly, and he is thinking 'If the fly goes down then the fish will jump out of the water and I'll get a meal.' There is a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly, and he's eating a sandwich thinking, 'If that fly goes down and the fish jumps out of the water and the bear grabs it, I could get the bear.' If the hunter goes for the bear he will drop his sandwich. There is a mouse watching the sandwhich in the hunter's hand who is watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly, and it's thinking 'If that fly goes down and the fish goes for it and the bear goes for the fish, the hunter will go for the bear and drop his sandwich and I will get food.' There is a cat watching the mouse watch the sandwich in the hunter's hand, who is watching the bear watch the fish watching the fly, and the cat is thinking, 'If the fly goes down and the fish goes for the fly and the bear goes for the fish and the hunter goes for the bear and drops his sandwich, I can get food.'
So the fly goes down six inches, the fish goes for the fly, the bear goes for the fish, the hunter goes for the bear and drops his sandwich, the mouse goes for the sandwich, and the cat goes for the mouse. The cat misses and falls in the river
So the moral of the story, If the fly goes down about 6 inches the pussy gets wet.
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