Brother: *opens door to my side of the bathroom while topless*

Me: what do you want?

Brother: i just wanted to tell you that..... I farted

Me: And why did I need to know this, Mr. Man Titties.

Brother: *grabs his titties and starts shaking them* My milkshakes bring all thr boys to the yard....

Me: *yells* YOU ARE A CONFIRMED GAY NOW!!