Cody and a very drunk Joe play Terraria

The videos up there, I will warn you, it definitely isn't the most kid friendly thing ever so be warned rip. Also this involves swearing lmao

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Joe: *ranting*

Cody: What did we do?

Joe: ...nothing.

Cody: Y-

Joe: That's exactly my point, none of you worship me as the great JoeBuz!

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Cody: This anger, it doesn't suit you, it's freaking me out!

Joe: am I not allowed to have emotions?

Cody: Yes you are allowed-

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Cody: You were once so pure and innocent! What happened?!

Joe: fuCK OFFFFF!

Cody: Your not the chicken I once knew!

Joe: fUCK OF BITCH

Cody: OH MY GOSH DUDE-

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Joe: Your cheating on your brother, how could you??

Cody: who would I cheat with, who even compares to our brother ship?!

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Joe: You will not be winning this fight-

Cody: This is not a fight, this is an intervention.

Joe: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUNNDUN DUN DUNDU DA DUN *battle music*

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Joe: Who are you to tell me what's right-

Cody: You were perfect. 👌

Joe: You don't know a thing Pengiun-

Cody: Pfft-

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Cody: You need to let go of the past, Joe.

Joe: ...

Joe: Let it go, let it goo, can't hold it back anymore! Let it go-

Cody: *quietly* No.

Joe: Let it go! TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR- *runs out of doorway in game that has no door*

Cody: whaT DOOR?!

Joe: ...we need to build a door.

Cody: We do need to build a door.

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Joe: your being rude-

Cody: You know who was rude first? You. You have this sour puss attitude from fucking nowhere.

Joe: iTs nOT A SOUR PUSS ATTITUDE FROM NO WHERE!

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And I kinda just give up I'm tired rip e

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