My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

  Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?"

Mom: „No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!"

  Two underpans meet for a beer.
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"Why are you so brown?" asks one.
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"Don't ask. It was a really crappy week."

   If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

Dont forget about the competion whoever can comment the best joke will get there joke in a chapter and a dedication.