Incorrect Quotes#18
Y/N: Can I buy you a drink?
Raven: No, sorry. Its bad for my legs.
Y/N: Why? Do they swell?
Raven: No, they spread.
Y/N: (smirks and drinks his shot)
Raven: (realises and blushes hard)
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Jaime: What makes your girlfriends wet?
Dick: My ass
BB: My french accent
Damian: My sword
Y/N: Opera
Dick: Opera?
Y/N: Yeah. While we were on an opera, I was eating her out while opera played in the background. Now everytime she thinks or hears an opera, she becomes wet.
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Y/N: I'm looking for my brother. Short. Dark. Bit of a bitch.
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Thug: *takes out a knife*
Y/N: A knife? Are you flirting with me!?
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Damian: *giggling evily*
Y/N: We can't giggle, it's a crime scene.
Dick: Which you caused.
Y/N: I'm sorry that his throat flied into my knife.
Dick: Because Damian throwed him towards you.
Damian: You mean yeetted towards a knife.
Dick: Not helping.
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Y/N: If we locked up Bruce, Dick, Kate and Luke in a room, who would come out crying first?
Damian: The room.
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Raven: Huh. Did you know that skin is your biggest organ!
Y/N: (smirking) Not my biggest organ.
Raven: (blushes)
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Robin Y/N: Who are you?
Red Hood Y/N: I'm you but I can say "Fuck".
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Y/N: If you're murded, at least someone thought you were important enough to not exits anymore
Dick: That's... not as comforting as you think.
Y/N: (crying) IT IS TO ME!
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