Damian: Pass the salt.

Dick: What's the magic word?

Damian: Or else.

Dick: That's two words but point taken.

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Y/N: You are preety cute when you are nice

Raven: What am I when I'm not nice?

Y/N: Hot as fuck

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Y/N: Raven... Why did you draw pentagram on the floor?

Raven: Your text told me to satanize the room before you returned.

Y/N:...

Y/N: I wrote sanitize, Raven.

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Y/N: I can explain!

Bruce: Can you!

Y/N: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie, yes.

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Bruce: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Y/N: Yes

Bruce: I was hula hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Y/N: oh, my God

Bruce: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Y/N: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Because no one will ever believe you

Y/N: You sick son of a bitch

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BB: If you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee

Y/N: She wouldn't drink the Coffee because she perfers tea

BB: Then I'd put poison in your tea

Raven: I wouldn't drink it because I wouldn't be married to you

BB: Then who will you marry?

*Raven and Y/N look at each other*

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Damian: You have a face

Cayla: Yes I know that...

Damian: I mean you have a nice face, I like how your face looks

Cayla: Thank you?

Damian: Please accept my attempt at flirting

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[IN THE MIDDLE OF A GANG FIGHT]

Y/N: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

*yeets Damian*

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Dick: What's the first thing you would do if you were invisible for a day?

Y/N: I would probably fly to Paris, find a street performing mine, and brat him up... The applause he would get would be astounding

God and Satan: _/(°_°)\_

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Y/N thinking: Okay, keep calm. Try to be cool and indiffrent. Make it look like you didnt midd her at all.

Raven: Y/N, I - - *falls*

*Y/N catches her without thinking twice, hugging her close*

Y/N thinking: Oh, well... I tried.

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Damian: I cant believe we're doing this. It can only end in utter failure. Todd, I swear to god, if you do anything to besmirch Father's reputation, I'll - -

Y/N wearing the batsuit: Alright, Alright, jeez, have a little faith in me, would you? I'm taking this seriously!

[Later, On Patrol]

*Y/N dabs after successfully throwing a batarang*

*Damian unsheaths his sword*

Damian: You have disgraced my Father, prepare to die.

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Raven: Admit it Cayla!

Cayla: What?!

Raven: Admit!

Cayla: I dont know what are you talking about.

Raven: Stop lying. I can feel it.

Cayla: But - -

Raven: CAYLA!!!

Cayla: Y/N HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!!

Raven [blushing]:....

Raven: So... You didnt take my novel?...

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BB: Small creatures are way more vicious. Its because there's less room to contain their anger.

Beetle: That's ridiculous. Name one example of this.

BB: Wasps.

Cayla: Spiders.

Dick: Terriers.

Y/N: Damian.

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Y/N: You're supposed to be grounded.

Damian: You're supposed to be in the ground.

Y/N:...

Damian: Six feet under.

Y/N:....

Y/N: Listen here you little shit - -

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Y/N: Cayla kissed you, and you said thank you?

Damian looking away: Yes.

Dick: Well, that was very polite.

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Bruce: Raven, would you do me the honor of becoming my daughter-in-law?

Y/N: Did you just propose to her for me?

Bruce: Somebody had to, Y/N.

Y/N: Obviously not you.

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Y/N: You really dont think I'm not crazy! I know I am!

*starta to brush his teeth*

Joker laughing: Ha! That's not crazy!

*Y/N drinks the orange juice after brushing his teeth, looking at Joker in the eyes!

Joker cowering: Oh, God, he's UNSTOPPABLE!

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*Damian, getting down onto one knee*

Cayla: Oh my god it's happening!

*Damian bends to tie his shoelace*

Cayla crying: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs.

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Young Y/N, standing on a stool: Bruce, a spider! Kill it!

Bruce, rushing to stand on the stool with him: Bitch, I'm scared too, call Alfred

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[On What's up]

Batman

Damian:
Who are you?

Someone changed all my contact names

Y/N:
What did they change my name to?

Damian:
Batman

Y/N:
DON'T CHANGE IT BACK

Damian:
But who the hell are you?

Y/N:
I'm Batman