Oops! I gotta fix it. 

These are already on my computer

Very accurate

Anytime you eat to much before practice

Ahhh!! The feeling of being the only person in a lane. Then having it ruined when someone joins you. 

Same goes for 200 Butterfly

No hecking way am I running. If you see me running you better run because something is chasing me. 

My brain: Take your mark...Go! 

Makes perfect sense. 

This also makes sense

First 25: Oh this is easy

Last 25: Oh! Shoot Imma bout die. Nice knowing you. 

Have you ever had someone get on you about breathing. Yeah swimmers get told not to breath instead of to breath. 

Sounds about right. 

Water: I'm gonna get in your mouth so you can't breathe right

Sound advice but How do I do it?

The counters. They are the real MVPs they stay through 20-66 laps (lengths for some people) in short course and 30 laps (lengths) for long course. 

Coach: I'm not explaining it again *explains set*
You: *zoned out* what are we doing?
Coach: On the top
You: I'm doomed

Especially in a race. 

And we do it all while holding our breath. 

Me: Oh schist I'm gonna die I'm gonna die. 
Coach *when you actually did well even though you didn't follow the strategy* : You didn't follow my racing strategy, but you actually did okay. I liked that middle 600 good and constant. 
Me: Phew
Coach *when you did bad*: We need to work on the race more.