Cute Solangelo. How can I not add it. 

Percy: What Shark? Oh! Hi. Can you move I'm looking at the water?
Shark: But My lord I have something to tell you.
Percy: What?
Shark: Dam

Good choice Perce Good choice

Cute Percebeth now

*cough Gay cough cough*

I can see Percy going through all these stages in his head

lol

I couldn't get this one to save as a picture

Officer: Where do you live?
Percy: With my mom.
Officer: Where does your mom live?
Percy: With me.
Officer: Where do you both live?
Percy: Together
Officer: Where is your house?
Percy: Next to my neighbor's house
Officer: Where is your neighbor's house?
Percy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Officer: Tell me.
Percy: Next to my house. 
Extra
Percy: Really had you going there for a second didn't I?
Officer: You did. 

Perce listen to your girlfriend

Teacher: *concerned face*

Nor this one

Percy: You know Annabeth I don't like your name
Annabeth: Uh, excuse me?
Percy: Your name. Particularly your last name it sucks. 
Annabeth: *angry* What wrong with my last name?
Percy: I don't know...It just doesn't suit you. You should change it.
Annabeth: Change it?! To what?
Percy: Jacksons *walks away*
Annabeth: DID YOU JUST?
Annabeth: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME?
Annabeth: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!
Annabeth: ARE YOU SMIRKING?

Smooth Perce *sarcasm*

This could go either way

I'm trying not to squeal it's 4:30am

*blinks* Are you immune to the chaos?

I'll stop I guess. 

One more one off swimmer meme: