On day, meme man see Orang. "Eet this." Orang sed. "Why?" Meme man askes.  "It will help with Ascension." Meme man think about this. Ascension is cool and good. But he did not trustt orang. "Eet mee," the vegetal sed. Meme man did not kno how to respond. "Eet me." It seds. Meme man lookd at the vegetal and decided to eats it. It tasted not cool and not good. It wus warm and bad.

More vegetals appeared. "Eet mee." Meme man did not want to eet them. "Yess, my plan has succeededd," orang sed.

Meme man now felt very not cool and good. He felt badd. He felt angery. He now understoodd. Never trustt orang.

The end.