jungcantkook

urhope<
how are you supposed to react when the guy uve liked for pretty much forever admits he likes u back & then promptly pukes on u

>jungcantkook
U PUKED ON TAEHYUNG????

urhope<
my shirt soaked in cheerio smelling vomit begs to differ

>jungcantkook
OMF G YOU LIKE TAEHYUNG???????

urhope<
,,,,why am i even

urhope<
wait how am i even talking to u like your phone is right here

urhope<
in oNE WHOLE PIECE NOT BROKEN OR ANYTHING PFFFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHA LIKE WHY WOULD U SUGGEST ITS BROKEN INTO MILLIONS OF TINY PIECES AND CAN NEVER BE FIXED AGAIN LMAO???????

>jungcantkook
oH okay so i left it at your plc lmao,,,

>jungcantkook
this is my backup phone ahahahAH

>jungcantkook
i mean what if some shitbag came along and deleted all my memes or something

>jungcantkook
gotta store them in two locations

>jungcantkook
BOOYAH FOOLPROOF

urhope<
darn

>jungcantkook
barn

>jungcantkook
bACK TO TOPIC

>jungcantkook
U LIKE TAEHYUNG

urhope<
yes and now i shall never like cheerios again

urhope<
ok this is actually gross i need to change

>jungcantkook
NOBODY CARES ABT THE CHEERIOS DHVBVEGHYJ

urhope<
um i do???

urhope<
there are like tiny yellow and pink and green pieces of it sticking to my shirt and it's Not Cute

>jungcantkook
I C ANT BEL IE VE TAESEOK HAPPENED AND UR TALKING ABT CEREAL

>jungcantkook
TAESEOK MY OTP

>jungcantkook
IT

>jungcantkook
ITS

urhope<
disgusting

>jungcantkook
what

urhope<
cheerios

>jungcantkook
HYUGN

urhope<
jesus fudding crud what

>jungcantkook
TELL ME EVERYTHING

>jungcantkook
wa i t before that

>jungcantkook
just 2 be clear you DONT like namjoon hyung rite??

urhope<
UGH WTF

urhope<
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT WHY ARE U AND TAE SAYING

urhope<
E W

>jungcantkook
no like bc

>jungcantkook
ok remember when rapmon hyung was all like "omg hyung line ftw!!!1!!1!" & i was like "um no bitch we all know maknae line is where its at ???"

urhope<
oh my gof i think i know where this is going

>jungcantkook
& then i expected YOU to stick up 4 me but what do u say?? "omg yas hyuNG LINE!!1!!!1!"

>jungcantkook
LIKE HOW DARE YOU

urhope<
YOU ACTUALLY CONVINCED TAEHYUNG THAT I LIKED NAMJOON OVER THAT STUPID DUMB FUCK THEORY OF URS

urhope<
TO LAUGH OR TO CRY IDK

>jungcantkook
how abt die >:/

urhope<
wait wait did you tell namjoon???

>jungcantkook
tell him about what

urhope<
about

urhope<
idk

urhope<
did you tell him anything abt idk

>jungcantkook
i dont know what your talking about like i actually do not know

urhope<
no its just when i went to get bandaids he guessed that it wasnt for me?? & then out of the blue he goes "taehyung huh" and im like biTCH TF

>jungcantkook
huh thats weird

>jungcantkook
well i didnt say anything to him bc namjoon hyung is like my arch nemisis i barely talk to him

urhope<
cute

>jungcantkook
its not

>jungcantkook
hey hows taehyung????

urhope<
he isnt drenched in puke so he's alright

>jungcantkook
hE JUST THREW UP HOE IS HE OKAY

urhope<
he's asleEP geez

>jungcantkook
akjsdhakjs so ur like watching him sleep omg

urhope<
no im texting u

>jungcantkook
ugH

>jungcantkook
go watch him sleep

urhope<
no its boring

>jungcantkook
WOAH U ACTUALLY SUCK OMG

>jungcantkook
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER

urhope<
*you're

urhope<
oh wait you actuallu spleltd it righy

>jungcantkook
??? r u ok fam

>jungcantkook
omg wait r u guys not together

urhope<
um idk

urhope<
he kinda puked & then i put him to sleep so

>jungcantkook
JFNGFGYWHWS

>jungcantkook
ALL MY EFFORTS

urhope<
what efforts

urhope<
all youve done is gone on a fake popsicle hunt

>jungcantkook
I ACTUALLY FOUND A POPSICLE FYI!!!!

>jungcantkook
and bitch ive supported taehyung throughout this whole thing so stfu!!!!

urhope<
you??? support????

urhope<
brb laughing

>jungcantkook
HE'S SUCH A LOVESICK PUPPY ITS NOT EASY TO HANDLE HIM OK

>jungcantkook
ITS ALWAYS HOSEOK HYUNG THIS & HOSEOK HYUNG THAT

>jungcantkook
IM RUNNING OUT OF "IM SO DONE W THIS CONVERSATION" MEMES FOR OUR CHATS

urhope<
om g

urhope<
R EALLGY

>jungcantkook
YES I ONLY HAVE TWO LEFT

urhope<
no i mean the lovesick puppy part

>jungcantkook
ITS SICKENING

>jungcantkook
Y DO U THINK HE CALLED ME 2 UR ROOM

urhope<
bc he wanted to rant about how devastatingly hot i looked when i was mad??? omg

>jungcantkook
what in the name of

>jungcantkook
n O HE WANTED TO LOOK THRU YOUR STUFF FOR

>jungcantkook
wait um oops this part is confidential

urhope<
wh a t

urhope<
kookie no te LL ME

>jungcantkook
whoOSH

urhope<
KOOKIE

>jungcantkook
ok ok its just when i told him abt you liking namjoon hyung (sorry ig) he was all dejected & stuff but never accept rejection as failure!!!! so he calls me over like "THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO GO THRU HIS THINGS"

urhope<
why?? how??? is that related????

>jungcantkook
fuckiGN hdjfjaslda he wanted proof that you liked rapmon hyung ok? so he thought that maybe youd have like,,, random items that indicated towards u liking him???

>jungcantkook
like yanno collecting any article that has even a loose connection to him iDK

urhope<
wtf who even does that

>jungcantkook
lol idk lol who even would lol do that

>jungcantkook
lol

urhope<
omg omg wait

urhope<
does taehyung do that

>jungcantkook
lol whAt are you talking!!! abt!!!!!

>jungcantkook
lol no ofc lol not

urhope<
thats so fucking aW OMG IM

urhope<
oMFG WAS TH A T WHY HE WANTED MY TORN UP SHIRT WHAT A CUTIE

>jungcantkook
OMG THANK U

>jungcantkook
HE THINKS HE'S WEIRD FOR DOING IT

urhope<
WDYM IM SO TOUCHED JDNCBNZHW

>jungcantkook
HE HAS LIKE A BUNCH OF UR USED CHOPSTICKS & HE EVEN HAS A TISSUE THAT U BLEW UR NOSE ON AHDNDBGEHWM

urhope<
ok wait no thats just gross

>jungcantkook
SHHH ITS CALLED LOVE

>jungcantkook
omg can i say it

urhope<
??? say what????

urhope<
o h

urhope<
jungkook no

>jungcantkook
pls

urhope<
no

>jungcantkook
my hearteu is.......

urhope<
jeon jungko

>jungcantkook
......o mah gawd

urhope<
kms

>jungcantkook
:D

>jungcantkook
HEY HEY CAN I TELL THE OTHERS ABT YALL JSDKHAJDS

urhope<
WOAH WOAH NO NO

urhope<
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

>jungcantkook
WHAT WHY

>jungcantkook
YOU TOLD ME SO WHY CANT THE OTHERS KNOW???

urhope<
BC YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT TAE LIKED ME

urhope<
NOBODY KNOWS THAT I LIKE TAE

>jungcantkook
I DO????

urhope<
DONT TRY ME BOY

urhope<
I WILL MAKE UR LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE

>jungcantkook
geez okay chill

>jungcantkook
if u dont want me to i wont

urhope<
woah

urhope<
jungkook you got kinda awesome

>jungcantkook
hey u & tae are my best friends

>jungcantkook
i respect ur decisions even if theyre dumb shit like "LETS RANSACK HOSEOK'S ROOM!!1!1" or "DONT TELL THE OTHER FIVE GUYS WHO WE'VE LIVED WITH FOR YEARS & WHO WE CAN TRUST OUR LIVES WITH ABOUT TAESEOK!!!1!1!!"

urhope<
you cant have two best friends,,,,,,bitch,,,,,,,,choose,,,,,,,,,,,

>jungcantkook
UR BOTH MY BEST FRIENDS OK DONT 

urhope<
am i like ur last resort

>jungcantkook
no thats jimin

urhope<
wait a tick

urhope<
jimin.....last resort

urhope<
,,,,,,,yikes

>jungcantkook
what

urhope<
its just i heard the same thing from

urhope<
y i ke s poor jim :(

>jungcantkook
y r we pitying jimin we have better things 2 do

urhope<
lol u rite

>jungcantkook
.

>jungcantkook
wow i think we just ran out of conversation

urhope<
almost

urhope<
jungkook tell me a random fact

>jungcantkook
??? what

urhope<
just do it pls

>jungcantkook
um

>jungcantkook
hot dogs are actually not made of dogs???

urhope<
waOw are you cereas?

urhope<
geddit

>jungcantkook
tf hyung

urhope<
serious

urhope<
cereal

>jungcantkook
i get it

urhope<
cereas

>jungcantkook
stop ur like jin hyung the second

urhope<
its a good one right

>jungcantkook
goodbye

urhope<
cheerio!!!

>jungcantkook
im

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#30 ????? um wh a t ??????

like wow thanks guys im