CREATE NEW GROUP?
YES | NO

CHOOSE PARTICIPANTS
⬜        bangswag
☑         itsyoungi
☑ jiminiecricket
⬜        jiwoo0103
☑  jungcantkook
☑    memehyung
☑     seokjin1992
☑ usernamejoon

ENTER GROUP NAME
bangtan bois|

jiminiecricket, jungcantkook, memehyung, seokjin1992 & usernamejoon were added to bangtan bois

CHOOSE PARTICIPANTS
☑  itsyoungi

[ ! ]  this username does not exist

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bangtan bois

>usernamejoon
lol what happened to the old group

>jungcantkook
gramps kicked us out D:

>jiminiecricket
the fuck u just call him man?

>jiminiecricket
wait why didn't you add him though???

urhope<
idk its not working??

>jiminiecricket
lemme try

>jiminiecricket
huh thats weird :/

>memehyung
ugh thank gOD someone made another group

>memehyung
i was gettin bored as SHIT

urhope<
wow okay am i not fun enough to talk to

>memehyung
babe no i didnt mean

urhope<
watch your mouth boy i made the group this time

urhope<
which means i get the power to kick ppl out

>jiminiecricket
try sexting, he won't be getting bored anytime soon ;)

urhope<
PARK JIMIN GET OUT

>jiminiecricket
take a joke wow

>memehyung
oh it was a joke????

urhope<
KIM TAEHYUNG GET O U T

>usernamejoon
wAIT i'm the leader i deserve that power :-((

>memehyung
u having that power led to the group disintegrating so nice 👏 job 👏

>jungcantkook
oops i think u made him cry

>usernamejoon
um no wtf what do you take me for

>jungcantkook
a terrible leader

>seokjin1992
Okay you definitely made him cry.

>jungcantkook
i win

>memehyung
gODDAMMIT

>seokjin1992
Why isn't Yoongi in the group by the way?

urhope<
it doesnt work when i try to add him, it says his user doesnt exist??? or smthing

>seokjin1992
Huh.

>memehyung
maybe he deleted his account?

>jiminiecricket
understandable considering the two of u posting ugly couple selfies day in day out 🤔

>memehyung
WOW UM OK???? YOU PIECE OF SHIT?????

urhope<
HOW D A RE YOU

urhope<
TAEHYUNG TELL HIM ABOUT MY DIMPLES

>memehyung
HE HAS VERY NICE DIMPLES

>memehyung
HYUNG TELL HIM ABOUT MY MEME FACES

urhope<
UM

urhope<
HE HAS VERY NICE MEME FACES

>jiminiecricket
you can lie to me hyung

>jiminiecricket
but you shouldn't lie to yourself

>jungcantkook
jimin said something meaningful for once in his pathetic existence halle

>jungcantkook

>jungcantkook
oh

urhope<
I'M NOT LYING THOUGH HIS MEME FACES ARE QUITE ?????

urhope<
UM WHATS THE WORD

>memehyung
SPECTACULAR

>jungcantkook
cringey

>memehyung
do the thing hyung

urhope<
what thing

urhope<
o h

REMOVE jungcantkook FROM bangtan bois?
YES | NO

urhope<
hey i like this!

urhope<
its oddly satisfying

>memehyung
hyungngngnf pass ur phone over i wanna try

>jiminiecricket
wtf you guys are in the same room and you're texting ?????

>jiminiecricket
what kind of shit relationship are u in jesus

urhope removed jiminiecricket from bangtan bois

>urhope
halleoloaiha

memehyung<
lmao its lit right

memehyung<
phone back now

>urhope
awWw can't we just switch for a while??

memehyung<
no

memehyung<
don't make me ask you verbally

urhope removed memehyung from bangtan bois

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[ ! ] you were removed from bangtan bois

hoseok blinked at the notification, then looked up, narrowed eyes finding taehyung sprawled across the bed with a smug grin on his face.

"taehyung," he started slowly, rising from his chair, "give it back."

"why?" the other shot back, rolling over leisurely, gaze unwavering from hoseok's phone and smirk in place. "it's not like you've got something to hide or anything."

hoseok did not reply to this, instead took a careful step forward, arms extended in front of him cautiously. "don't resist, and we can finish this nice and easy."

evidently noticing the uneasiness in his tone and how he'd avoided acknowledging taehyung's statement, the younger boy frowned, looking up suspiciously. "do you have something to hide from me?"

hoseok shook his head, though not in response to him but in a motion for him to not do anything sudden. "taehyung . . ." his fingers stretched out towards the boy, whose gaze was slowly returning to the phone, the fact beginning to dawn on him that whatever hoseok was trying to conceal was something to do with the object in his hands, "just stay very still and it'll be over before youㅡI SAID DON'T FUCKING MOVE!"

his sudden exclamation was the result of taehyung unexpectedly springing to his feet, launching himself off the bed and past hoseok. the older cursed himself internally for not locking the door after he'd let taehyung in, but quickly reminded himself of the reason why his past self hadn't done soㅡhe hadn't wanted taehyung to get the wrong idea or something.

"JESUS CHRIST, TAEHYUNG!" he yelled as taehyung swung open the door and dashed out of sight. a growl escaped his throatㅡhe decided to save feeling proud of himself for producing such an arousing sound for later and instead focus on intercepting his brat of a boyfriend and retrieving his phone.

he sprinted out of the door, searching gaze traveling down the hallway. empty. hoseok held himself back from kicking the door out of frustration, keeping his need for two fully functional legs in a possible chase around the thirty floor hotel in mind.

or maybe not. he leaned against the door frame, trying to get his thoughts in order before he exhausted himself searching every nook and cranny of the building. where would taehyung go?

hoseok doubted that he was on good enough terms with the remainder of the maknae line to take refuge in either of their rooms, since he had been partly responsible for both of them being kicked out of the group chatㅡjimin and jungkook took that kind of shit to heart.

he didn't waste a thought on considering yoongi's room as a viable place of retreatㅡtaehyung had better chances of standing in plain sight and not being seen than getting in there. namjoon was doubtful, what with taehyung's well-known ongoing competitions with jungkook that always seemed to involve some misery or the other for the unfortunate leader.

who did that leave?

"seokjin," he murmured, dropping the formalities due to the lack of presence of said individual. mind set on the man's door numberㅡ127ㅡhe set off for the lifts.

"ㅡwait."

a few moments later, he found himself jogging back to his room. he drew his leg back and threw a swift kick at the oak door, pent-up rage towards kim taehyung being released on the inanimate object. nodding in satisfaction, he limped away.

"much better."

...

"HYUNG! HYUNG, OPEN UP!"

hoseok pounded on the door, occasionally whipping his head around in case some casual passerby were to walk pastㅡhe didn't need to be seen hysterically banging away at a door if that were to happen.

at long last, a disgruntled shout came from withinㅡhoseok found the fact that seokjin had the nerve to sound annoyed when he'd been the one trying to get in the past thirty seconds quite irking. "what do you want? i'm working!"

"don't give me that bull, you don't have any lines to work on!" hoseok yelled in response, jiggling the doorknob impatiently. "all i want is taehyung! hand him over and i'll leave!"

he stepped away as a series of footsteps sounded from within the room, and jumped in shock when the door swung open with unnecessary force to reveal the beyond livid oldest. "what did you just say?"

instantly dropping the idea of pushing past him into his room due to his remarkably wide shoulders, hoseok repeated, though with notably less confidence, "all i want is, uh, taehyung. i'll . . . skadoodle after that."

"okay ew, keep your couple talk between the two of you," seokjin told him in disgust, face scrunching up before leering dangerously. "i meant, what did you say before that?"

a sudden rush of dread went through hoseok as he realized that the man on the verge of blowing up was not hosting refuge for the runaway meme, and his claim of working might have actually been true. he backed away, calculating his chances of survival as seokjin took a threatening step forward.

why hadn't he considered taehyung going to his own room? damn, he was such aㅡ

"fucking idiot," he finished under his breath.

"WHAT?" seokjin roared, generally soft brown eyes blazing with a murderous light. hoseok raised his arms, mouth trying to form a defense, an explanation, an excuseㅡ

he ran.

"IF I DON'T HAVE MORE LINES THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU," hoseok could hear the older's voice booming down the corridor as he raced for the lifts, "YOU'RE DEAD MEAT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WITH DEAD MEAT? I EAT IT!"

seokjin's voice hit inhuman loudness as hoseok skimmed around the corner, feeling a sudden pang of pity both for the man's definitely injured vocal cords and himself.

well, i guess that settles it, he thought to himself glumly as he pressed the button for the 12th floor.

i'm going to die being eaten by kim seokjin.