buttertan sonyeondan

urhope<

>usernamejoon
that's not your dog

urhope<
um duh???

>jungcantkook
ofc thats not mickey

>jungcantkook

>jungcantkook
mickey is a meme

urhope<
he is most certainly NOT

>usernamejoon
that's not taehyung's dog

>memehyung
does that look like soonshim to u

>memehyung
and soonshim is a meme too fyi!!!!!

>memehyung
& soon donald will be one too

urhope<
WE ARE NOT NAMING THE DOG DONALD TAEHYUNG

>memehyung
LOOK AT HIM HES OBVIOUSLY A DONALD

>hyoongs
who the fuck names their dog donald?

>memehyung
who the fuck names their dog holly

>hyoongs
TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING SHITBAG

>jiminiecricket
did yoongi hyung just say something in all caps

>usernamejoon
guys stfu for a sec

>usernamejoon
go put the dog back from wherever you stole it

urhope<
first of all

urhope<
we got him at a pet store

urhope<
and we paid

urhope<
therefore we didnt steal him

>memehyung
smh brain mon where u at

>usernamejoon
GUYS WTF YOU BOUGHT A DOG???????

urhope<
a round of applause for kim namjoon

>memehyung
     👏   👏
👏              👏
👏              👏
     👏    👏

>memehyung
did it work lol

>jiminiecricket
what the Fuck

>usernamejoon
I DONT UNDERSTAND

>usernamejoon
WHY WOULD YOU GET ANOTHER

>usernamejoon
ISNT ONE DOG EACH ENOUGH

>memehyung
ah hyung

>memehyung
you dont get it

>memehyung
one dog for me,

>memehyung
one dog for him,,

>memehyung
and one dog for us!!!

>jiminiecricket
thats actually kinda cute

urhope<
duh we're couple goals ;-*

>memehyung
*-;

>jiminiecricket
i take it back

>jungcantkook
WHAT U MEAN ITS V V V CUTE

>jungcantkook
GUREUM HATES SOONSHIM AND MICKEY, MAYBE HE'LL GET ALONG WITH DONALD!!!!

urhope<
for the last fucking time his name is not donald

>memehyung
fite me

urhope<
ok

>usernamejoon
wait jungkook

>usernamejoon
what about my dog?

>usernamejoon
your dog likes rapmon right? :-)

>jungcantkook
um

urhope<
if that dog even looks at ours i will fuckign

>usernamejoon
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST RAPMONIE BC I WILL FIGHT

>hyoongs
get all the dogs you want but just keep them away from holly thanks.

>seokjin1992
But Jjanggu likes Holly 😞

>hyoongs
but holly doesn't like jjanggu, suck it up.

>seokjin1992
😞😞😞😞😞😞

>hyoongs
no.

>seokjin1992
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

>hyoongs
.

>hyoongs
fine.

>hyoongs
but if that rat touches his stuffed toys it's over.

>seokjin1992
YAY SO IT'S A DATE!

>jiminiecricket
shipped

>memehyung
the dogs or them??

>jiminiecricket
um,

>hyoongs
.

>jiminiecricket
um which one ends up with me less dead?

>hyoongs
.

>jiminiecricket
im gonna go

>memehyung
good idea

urhope<

urhope<
look at us

urhope<
we're a family :,)

>usernamejoon
wwyd if donald likes taehyung more

urhope<
istg

>memehyung
donald does like me more though (:

urhope<
tf we just got him ??

>memehyung
well he's going to like me more once he sees what u do to mickey

urhope<
what do i do to mickey apart from loving him with all my heart?

>memehyung
jungkook

>jungcantkook
i gotchu

>jungcantkook

urhope<
yes he looks very pretty what is ur point

>memehyung
cant you see the agony in his eyes hoseok

urhope<
all i see is love

>memehyung
jungkook

>jungcantkook
coming right up

>jungcantkook

urhope<
TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

>usernamejoon
how did you make that in 2.5 seconds

>jungcantkook
golden maknae everyone :)

>usernamejoon
guys seriously though

>usernamejoon
have you thought this through at all

>usernamejoon
like whose place would donald stay at

>usernamejoon
how are you going to take care of yet another dog what with promotions going on

>usernamejoon
what if he doesn't get along with your other dogs

urhope<
there's this thing about our relationship

urhope<
we dont think

>usernamejoon
👌 nice

>memehyung
:^)

>memehyung
WE'RE TAKING DONALD TO THE PARK CATCH UP WITH YALL LATER

urhope<
before anything we are settling what the fuck his name is

>memehyung
donald

urhope<
i sAID NO

>seokjin1992
Ggujjang~~~~!!!

>seokjin1992
Like reverse of my dog's name!

>seokjin1992
What say you?? 🤗

urhope<
donald

>memehyung
yEET

>memehyung
thanks jin hyung lmao

>seokjin1992
😦

...

>hyoongs
you all think your dogs are so rad.

>hyoongs
think again.

>hyoongs

>hyoongs
can your dog be a fluffy ball of cuteness,

>hyoongs

>hyoongs
and a man at the same time?

>hyoongs

>hyoongs
can your dog do that, bitch?

>hyoongs
the next time you think your dog's all that,

>hyoongs

>hyoongs
remember this and repent.

>hyoongs

>hyoongs
hail holly.

[ + ]

bangtan x their dogs is my aesthetic thx v mucho

uH !! i posted another texting fic called anon???? check it out maybe???? lmao ok

[ update ; ] september, 2017
jjanggu was such an adorable, wonderful dog and he will forever be in our hearts.
r.i.p., jjanggu. thank you for everything.