bangtan bois

>seokjin1992
After doing some serious detective work for the past forever.....

>seokjin1992
I have cracked the case of not being able to add Yoongi to the chat!

>seokjin1992
It all started when I noticed that Hyungtan Sonyeondan had only three members instead of four..........

>seokjin1992
At first, I dismissed this as I remembered that Hoseok had left (>:-()

>seokjin1992
But then I realized: if Yoongi had deleted his account, wouldn't it only be TWO members?

>seokjin1992
So I checked the group, and...

>seokjin1992
Yoongi's account was still there!

>seokjin1992
BUT.......

>seokjin1992
(Drumroll)

>seokjin1992
He changed his USERNAME!

>seokjin1992
And now, for the grand unveiling........

>seokjin1992
(DRUMROLL)

seokjin1992 added hyoongs to bangtan bois

>seokjin1992
AREN'T I A GENIUS, YOONGS?

>seokjin1992
AREN'T YOU ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO ME?

>hyoongs
indeed.

>hyoongs
room 127, right?

>hyoongs
i'll drop by, express my gratitude properly.

>seokjin1992
.....yoongi um

>seokjin1992
i donwt thinkjq

>seokjin1992
umjhk

>seokjin1992
MY KEYBOARD IS GLITCHING AGAIN HAHAHHA WHAT

>jungcantkook
eYYYYYY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>seokjin1992
HAHAHAHAHA SHUT UP

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urhope<
i have this vague recollection of yoongi hyung mentioning something about ripping seokjin hyung's tongue out if he called him yoongs again???

urhope<
or is that just me lol

>usernamejoon
......oh no

>memehyung
more lines for me yay!!!

>jungcantkook
not really,, he doesnt get that many to start with

>jiminiecricket
bc you hog them all hoe

>jungcantkook
excuse yOU i let you scream in the bg and ruin my beautiful vocals u ungrateful verjimin

>jungcantkook
lol verjimin i r clever

>jiminiecricket
wOW YOU KNOW WHAT

REMOVE  jiminiecricket FROM bangtan bois?
YES | NO

>jungcantkook
lol thanks hyung

REMOVE  jungcantkook FROM bangtan bois?
YES | NO

>memehyung
savage

>memehyung
yo shouldn't someone go check on jin hyung??? D:

>usernamejoon
i would but um

>usernamejoon
i'm a bit scared of what i might find

>seokjin1992
I'm okay guys no worries.

>usernamejoon
OMFG HYU N G

>usernamejoon
YO ARE YOU SURE

>usernamejoon
YOONGI HYUNG SOUNDED LIKE HE MEANT BUSINESS

>hyoongs
i did.

urhope<
something smells.....fishy

>seokjin1992
Good I'm starving

>seokjin1992
Bye bye!

>usernamejoon
okay i guess his tongue is still intact then

>memehyung
no more lines for me :(

>memehyung
wait??? what even happened then???? it took like 20 minutes?????

>hyoongs
you'll never know.

>usernamejoon
hold up something's not right here

>usernamejoon
i thought u hated being called yoongs, so why is your un .... ???

>hyoongs
hm?

>memehyung
......wait a second

>hyoongs
no.

>hyoongs
bye.

urhope<
i'm just gonna pretend that none of what just happened happened

>memehyung
i am Disturbed

>memehyung
can we just make a new gc and start over

>memehyung
i dont want to accidentally scroll up and

urhope<
yes pls

>usernamejoon
I'LL DO IT

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jhakwjhs
memehyung added urhope, hyoongs & 4 others to jhakwjhs

urhope<
creative group name

>memehyung
I WAS IN A RUSH I HAD TO BEAT RAPMON HYUNG TO MAKING THE GROUP

>usernamejoon
DARNIT :-(

memehyung changed the group name to bangbangbangtan boys

>jungcantkook
choNg mAjeuN gEotcHeoreOm

urhope<
u hopeless fanboys

>memehyung
BANG BANG BANG!!!1!

>jiminiecricket
yo what did we miss ??

>jiminiecricket
why did you make another group ???

urhope<
do not speak of the past

urhope<
look towards the future!!!!!

>memehyung
hear hear

>jungcantkook
THE PAST IS IN THE PAAAASTTTTT

>jungcantkook

>jungcantkook
LET IT GO

>jiminiecricket
i should have seen that coming

>jungcantkook
;D

>memehyung
,,,,so

>memehyung
whats up my dudes haha

urhope<
lol we're out of conversation

>hyoongs
me & seokjin aren't just roommates.

>jiminiecricket
dOES THAT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES

>jungcantkook
OH MY GOD THATS SO FUCKING GROSS LIKE NO

>usernamejoon
guys i'm going into cardiac arrest so i guess this is goodbye

>memehyung
!!!!! we can go on double dates oMG!!!!!!

urhope<
fucking hell to the NO

>hyoongs
i was kidding that was just for your dumb fucking "cool finish" but you all ruined it so whatever bye.

>jiminiecricket
ajnbdgwhaj i'm so

>memehyung
--gay

>jiminiecricket
uM no !!!!! i find elsa extremely hot thx !!!!!!!

>usernamejoon
who doesnt find elsa hot tho???

>memehyung
^ tbh

urhope<
but guys,,,, hans is so,,,,, dreamy,,,,,,,,

>jungcantkook
HANS IS A LYING SCHEMING PIECE OF FUCKING COW PATTY SHIT AND HE USED ANNA AND HE USED ELSA AND WOW HOW DARE YOU

urhope<
admit it his sideburns are cute af

>jungcantkook
taehyung get the divorce papers

>memehyung
on it

urhope<
aksdjhadk

urhope<
can we just go back to contemplating over whether seokjin nd yoongi are a thing

>hyoongs
*seokjin hyung

>seokjin1992
*Yoongi hyung :-/

>jungcantkook
THEYRE A THING

>seokjin1992
You're a thing

>hyoongs
*a dead thing

>seokjin1992
I gotchu

>usernamejoon
this chat is officially giving me the chills goodb y e

>jiminiecricket
same holy shit ???

>memehyung
i guess we can't do a cool finish this time?? :(

urhope<
taehyung just put your phone down and dont pick it up again for a week

>jungcantkook
JOLLY GOOD ADVICE

>jungcantkook
POOF

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seokjin1992 changed the group name to :)

hyoongs changed the group name to ;)

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im sob ppl actually thought it was yoonmin ha