memehyung

>memehyung
hyung we need to talk

urhope<
omfg jimin made me do it

>memehyung
what

urhope<
what

>memehyung
wait what are u talking abt?

urhope<
um what are you talking about?

>memehyung
i wanted to talk to u about donald trump?

urhope<
oH OKAY nvm haha

>memehyung
.......

urhope<
\(・∀・)/

urhope<
so what about trump haha

>memehyung
right

>memehyung
remember when u said that he was way out of my league?

urhope<
..yes?

>memehyung
elaborate

urhope<
wait i just need to get a couple things straight

urhope<
1. are you mad at me for some idk reason?

>memehyung
no??

>memehyung
do i have a reason to be??

urhope<
NO NOPE

urhope<
it's just i cant tell ur emotions thru chat & that 'elaborate' could have been like a scary elaborate? haha or like a normal elaborate yknow what im saying?

>memehyung
no

urhope<
NVM

urhope<
2. have u had a bath?

>memehyung
wat

urhope<
have u

>memehyung
. . .

>memehyung
SO WHAT IF I HAVENT

>memehyung
YOU DONT CONTROL ME

>memehyung
IT'S MY LIFE

urhope<
ok ok just checking

urhope<
so that means you havent opened ur clothes drawer rite

>memehyung
um,, yea..?

urhope<
cool

urhope<
ok i'm done BACK TO YOU

>memehyung
yayy!!!

>memehyung
elaborate

urhope<
still getting dark vibes from that 'elaborate,,'

urhope<
idk tae it's just

urhope<
he doesnt even try

urhope<
like he didn't set out to be a meme

urhope<
he just. . .became one w o trying

>memehyung
i'm a meme w o trying too :(

>memehyung
kooks said so :(

>memehyung
oh wait he was just playin me lil bitch

urhope<
see when ppl look at trump they see a meme

urhope<
not a possible president of the usa

urhope<
like,, being a meme is programmed into his every movement

>memehyung
he's so goals

urhope<
i'm going to pretend i didnt see that

urhope<
look tae you dont want that, trust me

urhope<
you want to be seen as a human with feelings and emotions and shit right?

>memehyung
and a meme

urhope<
I DONT UNDERSTAND U BOY

urhope<
okay just tell me then

urhope<
why do u want to become a meme so bad?

>memehyung
you'd never understand hyung

urhope<
try me

>memehyung
..nty

>memehyung
back to topic

urhope<
we never changed topic tho??

>memehyung
apart from his programmed memeness how else is he superior?

urhope<
iDK man he's just more out there

>memehyung
excuse u bts is very out there

>memehyung
hell our twitter follower count probably exceeds his by millions

urhope<

>memehyung
holy shit

>memehyung
OKAY WHATEVER MY SELFIES GET MORE RETWEETS THAN HIS

urhope<
if trump ever uploaded a selfie it would go viral within an hour and be the most overused meme for the rest of eternity

>memehyung
I COULD BE A BETTER MEME IF PPL NOTICED MY POTENTIAL

urhope<
ok ok i'm sorry

urhope<
youre acting like he's your rival or something jfc

>memehyung
he is

urhope<
...

urhope<
next thing we know you'll be quitting bts & contesting presidential elections

>memehyung
!!!!!!!!! HYUNG UR A GENIUS

>memehyung
THAT WAY PPL WILL NOTICE ME AT A HIGHER PLATFORM

>memehyung
packing my bags brb

urhope<
i was kiddiNG WTF NO ONE WOULD VOTE FOR U

>memehyung
:(

urhope<
....

urhope<
fine i would vote for you

>memehyung
:)

urhope<
but no one else would

>memehyung
:(

urhope<
goodbye

>memehyung
whatever i'm just going to take a bath

urhope<
GOODHELLO

urhope<
TAEHYUNG NO

urhope<
COME BACK

urhope<
YOU SMELL FINE U DONT NEED A BATH

urhope<
NO NO GET BACK HERE

urhope<
TAEHYUUUUUNNNFFF

urhope<
its all jimins fault kill him instead pls

···

>memehyung
why are there holes in 90% of my underwear

[ + ]
( 161114 )

since trump is officially the president of usa:

the taehyung in this fic sees trump as a meme, nothing more. he does not support him or anything he does. :]

just wanted to get that out of the way ! don't get offended or anything by the way taehyung's acting kasljdjgh