Hyungtan Sonyeondan

>usernamejoon
yo why is v suddenly so emo these days?

>usernamejoon
like he's so

>usernamejoon
emotionless

>seokjin1992
Isn't emo the short form of emotionless?

>itsyoungi
isn't emo the short form of emotional

>seokjin1992
Taehyung's emotional??

>usernamejoon
nO I MEANT EMOTIONLESS

>seokjin1992
They why did you say he's emo??

>usernamejoon
bc i'm old & i don't know terms

>usernamejoon
leave me alone im emo now

urhope<
i apologized, called myself names and got spoilers for the whole fucking plot of naruto what more does he want from me

>usernamejoon
what

urhope<
i'm still not over it, call me a loser

>itsyoungi
loser.

>seokjin1992
You never miss an opportunity to insult someone do you?

>itsyoungi
are you picking a fight?

>seokjin1992
I'm picking up a hairbrush.

>itsyoungi
i'm picking up a pen.

>itsyoungi
to cross out the two lines i gave you.

>seokjin1992
Can we just call it even?

>itsyoungi
yeah.

>usernamejoon
thank god

>usernamejoon
hoseok get back here and explain yourself

urhope<
hey why dont u ever call me hyung??

urhope<
it just randomly occurred to me that you never do

>usernamejoon
i do!!

>usernamejoon
sometimes

>itsyoungi
nobody calls you hyung.

>itsyoungi
you're too soft.

urhope<
what no

urhope<
the whole maknae line calls me hyung

>seokjin1992
Hate to break it to you, but behind your back they don't.

>itsyoungi
speaking of the maknae line calling people shit.

>itsyoungi
why the fuck did i get a message from jungcock including the word hoe.. directed at me?

>usernamejoon
autocorrect?

>itsyoungi
no.

>seokjin1992
Wait I got a message from him like that too!

>seokjin1992
That's weird.

>usernamejoon
so did i but i just figured it was another of those challenges he has with taehyung to make me cry or whatever

>usernamejoon
i have a heart of stone smh they need to stop trying

urhope<
namjoon you tear up when you step on grass

>usernamejoon
ALLERGIES. STFU

>usernamejoon
wait what the conversation's topic changed so fast how did that even happen?

urhope<
woah idk how did that happen???/?

>usernamejoon
lemme just scroll up

>usernamejoon
AHA

>usernamejoon
HOSEOK I WAS ASKING YOU TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF

urhope<
and i was asking you why you don't call me hyung

>usernamejoon
I DO CALL YOU HYUNG

>usernamejoon
sometimes

>itsyoungi
nobody calls you hyung.

>itsyoungi
you're too soft.

>seokjin1992
Didn't we just have this exact conversation?

urhope<
what no

urhope<
the whole maknae line calls me hyung

>seokjin1992
Guys

>itsyoungi
speaking of the maknae line calling people shit.

>seokjin1992
YOU GOT A MESSAGE FROM JUNGKOOK IN WHICH HE REFERRED TO YOU AS HOE WE KNOW

>itsyoungi
holy fuck you can predict the future?

urhope<
dats lit hyung

>seokjin1992
Okay stop it guys it's not funny.

>itsyoungi
you're right.

>itsyoungi
why do i even try.

>itsyoungi
bye.

>seokjin1992
NO I'M SORRY DON'T BE MAD

>seokjin1992
I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING

>seokjin1992
I APPRECIATE YOU

>seokjin1992
YOONGI

>usernamejoon
have you heard of this thing called private chat?

>seokjin1992
Yes I have actually

>seokjin1992
Oh.

>usernamejoon
thank u

>usernamejoon
yo hobi hyung

urhope<
yes

>usernamejoon
explain

urhope<
yes

>usernamejoon
thank u

>usernamejoon
...

>usernamejoon
hello?

···

>usernamejoon
i fucking hate

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>seokjin1992
OKAY THAT'S IT I'M COMING TO YOUR ROOM

>seokjin1992
Oh.

>seokjin1992
Oh wait

>seokjin1992
WAIT WRONG CHAT

>seokjin1992
Can I delete that message

>seokjin1992
I can't delete that message

>seokjin1992
Well this is awkward

>seokjin1992
Um

>itsyoungi
i swear to fucking

>seokjin1992
I'M COMING

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