jungcantkook

>jungcantkook
what did u do you hoe

urhope<
seok

urhope<
wait what??

>jungcantkook
dont give me that innocent bullshit

>jungcantkook
what did you do to my best friend you piece of horse crap?

>jungcantkook
woah i'm such a badass i'm screenshotting that

urhope<
first off, miss me with that horse shit

urhope<
second off, youre a child

urhope<
third off, ????

>jungcantkook
first off, why

>jungcantkook
second off, tf

>jungcantkook
third off, u lyin

urhope<
dUDE JUST TELL ME WHATS UP

>jungcantkook
U LYING THATS WHATS UP

>jungcantkook
also the ceiling ahaHAHAHAHHA

urhope<
bye

>jungcantkook
dont u dare "bye" me

>jungcantkook
you hurt my best friend i'm not letting u off until you explain urself

urhope<
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WTF

>jungcantkook
WHY

>jungcantkook
TF

>jungcantkook
U LYIN

urhope<
I'M

urhope<
NOT

urhope<
LYING

>jungcantkook
u gonna be gettin coal from santa this christmas

urhope<
santa doesnt exist kid

>jungcantkook
STOP

>jungcantkook
FUCKING

>jungcantkook
LYIN

>jungcantkook
hyung just tell me

>jungcantkook
before the dark kookie gets unleashed

urhope<

>jungcantkook
darker

urhope<

>jungcantkook
perfect

urhope<
i-i-i'm sh-shaking

urhope<
s-sp-spare m-m-me

>jungcantkook
do you repent?

urhope<
y-y-yes, oh l-lord of the b-biscuits

>jungcantkook
now tell me

urhope<
nah

>jungcantkook
YO WTF

>jungcantkook
don't make me give you the deep talk again

urhope<
i read that as deep throat and

>jungcantkook
.

urhope<
.

>jungcantkook
you 👏 had 👏 to 👏 make 👏 it 👏 weird 👏

urhope<
my specialty

>jungcantkook
WAIT I SEE NOW

>jungcantkook
UR TOPIC CHANGING TECHNIQUE DOESNT WORK ON ME ANYMORE

>jungcantkook
DONT EVEN TRY

urhope<
okay but did u hear about the new popsicle flavor

>jungcantkook
. wAUT WHATNSJD

>jungcantkook
JSLKDJKDHSAJHDJASDHASKJDHSJ

>jungcantkook
OMG WHAT FLAVOR

urhope<
:)

>jungcantkook
hYUGNG TELL MEEEE

urhope<
:))

>jungcantkook
YOU FUCKING BITCH

>jungcantkook
wait NO

>jungcantkook
I WILL NOT BE SHAKEN

>jungcantkook
YOU HEAR ME??!!??!

>jungcantkook
V HYUNG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN POPSICLES

urhope<
hint: it starts with cran and ends with berry

>jungcantkook
WHAT THE FUCKJHJSKDHAS

>jungcantkook
no

>jungcantkook
no

>jungcantkook
stop

>jungcantkook
i don't care

>jungcantkook
i'm fucking serious what did you do

urhope<
you've grown so much jungkook

urhope<
i'm proud

>jungcantkook
:)

urhope<
okay i said something i shouldn't have & i feel like shit & i don't want to talk about it so let's not ok thanks

>jungcantkook
oh

>jungcantkook
i thought

>jungcantkook
oh

urhope<
????

>jungcantkook
nothing i just thought he

>jungcantkook
and then you

>jungcantkook
oh

urhope<
?????????

>jungcantkook
nuffin muffin!!!!

>jungcantkook
um,,

>jungcantkook
so you gonna apologize for whatever u said or???

urhope<
picking up my techniques,,,,, nice

urhope<
and yeah i really feel like i should

urhope<
but at the same time i dont wanna die u know?

urhope<
i mean he's probably waiting for me at his door with a frying pan ready to smash my face in

>jungcantkook
cute

>jungcantkook
just text him then???

>jungcantkook
which is a dick move but oh well

>jungcantkook
u guys fighting is the worst :((

urhope<
i know

urhope<
i'm kinda impressed though kooks

urhope<
how did you know that i did smthng to tae??

>jungcantkook
he wasnt reacting to my memes

urhope<
what

>jungcantkook
ikR omg it was so weird

urhope<
no i mean

urhope<
what

>jungcantkook
basically i sent him this reaLLY FUNNY MEME LIKE I WAS CHOKING FOR AIR HOLY FUCK IT WAS SO FUNNY

>jungcantkook
and he replied with lol

>jungcantkook
lowercase lol

>jungcantkook
LOWERCASE HYUNG LOWERCASE

urhope<
jungkook

>jungcantkook
yes

urhope<
youre an idiot

>jungcantkook
yes

urhope<
so you just assumed that i was the reason he wasnt reacting to ur memes

>jungcantkook
no i just sent the same message to everyone i know lol

urhope<
everyone

>jungcantkook
yes

urhope<
"what did you do u hoe"

urhope<
everyone

>jungcantkook
yes

urhope<
lock your windows & door and hide under the bed for the next three days

>jungcantkook
???? ok ??

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>jungcantkook
um hyung

>jungcantkook
is that you pounding on the door

>jungcantkook
hyung

>jungcantkook
hyung

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>jungcantkook
WTF THEY PICKED THE LOCK

>jungcantkook
IS IT A SASAENG

>jungcantkook
I'M SHAKING I CAN HEAR THEM WALKING AROUND

>jungcantkook
AM I GOING TO DIE TONIGHT

>jungcantkook
I HAVENT EVEN TASTED THE NEW POPSICLE FLAVOR

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>jungcantkook
cant. . hold..breath..any... longer...,..

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>jungcantkook
i just heard the door click shut

>jungcantkook
i think theyre gone??

>jungcantkook
okay i'm going out

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>jungcantkook
HOOOLY SHIT

>jungcantkook
OKAY WOW

>jungcantkook
WAIT HOLY SHIT THE ASSHOLE TOOK OUT MY CRAYOLAS AND WROTE SHIT ON THE WALL

>jungcantkook
woah he wrote a lot of shit

>jungcantkook
wait lemme type it down

>jungcantkook
"i am not a hoe. hoe dare you call me a hoe you hoe. what have i done to deserve this kind of treatment from you? all i've ever done is pour my blood, sweat and shit into making you big. i regret creating bantang sonyeondan every second of my every day. i hate you, i hate all seven of you. i hope you rot in hell."

>jungcantkook
what is a bantang

>jungcantkook
wait theres a p.s

>jungcantkook
"p.s. please tell hoeseok to stop closing the curtains"

>jungcantkook
"p.p.s. bc he needs sunlight and stuff"

>jungcantkook
"p.p.p.s. not bc someone's trying to spy on him or anything"

>jungcantkook
"P.P.P.P.S SEE THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE ALWAYS ASSUMING THINGS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH"

>jungcantkook
...... im just gonna

>jungcantkook
call it a night

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urhope<
this :)

urhope<
is why :)

urhope<
i should have :)

urhope<
just stayed :)

urhope<
with jyp ent :)