Me: Damn lapis how did your hair become so big!?

Lapis: Amethyst taught me how to shapeshift so I decided to shapeshift my hair...

Jasper: *smirks*. Ha! You call that shapeshifting.

*tries to do a Tyra banks impression*  puhhhhleaseee!!! 

Me: Your hair is so big that it has a ton of lice living in it

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! 

Jasper: roasted!!! Burn bitch!!

Lapis: *huffs*. *smirks*. Like your one to talk Jasper! Your hair is so long 

That when you take a shower your hair gets stuck in the drain!

Jasper:  well um your hair is so big it looks like a donkeys asshole!

Me: that made no sense whatsoever..

Lapis: Ha! In your face!!! Your hair is so long  it is about the same length as 

Rapunzel!

Me: get rekt!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Jasper: Your hair is so big you could fill up a whole pool with dandruff!!!

Lapis: *shoots up the middle finger*  Fuck you.

Jasper: right back at chu mothertrucka!!!

Me: *sweats* okay guys take it easy! Chill! Chill!

Jasper: *rearing a punch* Don't you dare tell me to chill!

Her voice was laced with vemon 

Me: so..so..sor..sorry!!! sorry!!  I'll just stay outta the way...