Song of the Day: "Mary Did You Know" by Jeremy Camp

https://youtu.be/7PRgK7cNe_0

Heyy! I know this is a day late, pero yesterday I was tired as fuck when I got home. So here it is, today, December 17th, 2023.

I'M 15 NOW YAY--

And, just so y'all know, the drawings at the bottom are pure SHIT. I'm being so fucking fr right now. I rushed for most of them. I'd say the best one would be either Japan or Puerto Rico and Honduras.

Anyways-

TheOneAndOnlyThornie

"Make Italy-San eat pineapple pizza and sushi pizza"

Italy: "NO PLEASE-" {gets bonked}

[[45 minutes later]]

Italy: {sobbing in a corner}

For Ohio: "Sing the Ohio Song in front of your siblings"

Ohio: "OKAY!" {runs out to the living room + starts singing "Ohio"} "Tin soldiers and Nixon coming; we're finally on our ow-"

Florida: {throws an orange at him} "Shut up."

For Mellie: "Eat a nuke."

Wait.. WAIT A MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE- Fine, fucker :( {eats the smallest nuke she could find}

"Become a duck"

Quack quack motherfuckers.

"How do you feel to have four cannibals with you?"

{inhale}

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y'ALL ARE FUCKING DRIVING ME INSANE-

PLEASE JUST THROW THE BODIES IN THE BLUE HOLE.

NoelleWeier1

For New Hampshire: "Here."

NH: "Wait what do you mean-"

For United Nations: "UN."

UN: "Yes, do you need anything?"

For America: "What's your favorite food?"

America: "...Now that's a tough one- Uhhh.. I like burgers.. and corn dogs.."

For Russia: "Who is your crush?"

Russia: "Your reason to ask is why?"

For Germany: "Do you like Käsespätzle?"

Germany: "Yes, that's a nice dish."

For United Kingdom: "Eat five teas, just from the teabag."

UK: "I beg your pardon?"

UK: "...okay?" {proceeds to open five teabags and eat the contents inside}

For France: "Who is your favorite child?"

France: "I'm not supposed to have a favorite son.. but.." {thinks of America's love for conflict despite having 50 gremlins, Canada's creation of PornHub, and Australia always bringing home dangerous animals as a kid} "...I'm going to say Zeal.."

For Japan: "What do you read?"

Japan: "Mangas! Like- Jujutsu Kaisen is really good!"

(unlike many others, my Japan doesn't read anything inappropriate)

For Australia: "Want a spider?"

Aussie: "YES, PLEASE!!"

For Canada: "Say sorry to everything."

Canada: "Oka-"

America: {bursts into the room} "HE ALREADY FUCKING DOES-"

For New Zealand: "Give me a hug"

NZ: "Okay!" {hugs Michael}

For Poland: "Who are you?"

Polen: "......Wow you're mean-" {fake cries for added dramatic effect}

Kazakhstan: "I LITERALLY LOVE YOUR OUTFIT AND THE WAY THAT FOR YOUR FLAG THERE IS A SCARF"

Kaza: "THANK YOU!!" :D

(the little bar pattern thingy on his flag is, yes, the design of his scarf. However, the scarf is worn normally. Instead of the pattern being a part of his face, there's a bandage to cover his basically blind eye)

R1v3rRxY

To the four corners: "Who is your favorite of the four?"

Arizona: "Rado"

Colorado: "Utah"

New Mexico: "Ari"

Utah: "Xico"

For Hawaii: "Can I have a huggo?"

Hawaii: "Huggies!!" {hugs Riv}

For Kentucky: "Turn into Kentucky Fried Chicken"

Kentucky: "o k a y" {turns into KFC chicken}

[[15 minutes later]]

DC: {floating in the room} "Ooo KFC" {noms the KFC chicken}

For New Mexico: "HELLO STATE I LIVE IN"

NM: "HELLOOOO"

"I dare you to run and do a backflip then keep running in front of one of your siblings"

NM: "OKAY" {runs to Mississippi, does a backflip, then runs away}

Mississippi: ".....WHAT-"

For Texas: "TEXAS LONGHORNS YIIIIIPPPPEEEEEEEEE"

Texas: "TEXAS LONGHORNS, FUCKERS!"

"Tex slap your least favorite sibling I'm sorry"

Texas: "Bet." {walks up to California + slaps her across the face}

California: ". . . .bitch."

For Ghana: "May I have a hug?"

Ghana: "Of course!" {hugs Riv}

For African Union: "Out of the organizations, who's the most sane one?"

AU: "....either me or UN."

For European Union: "Evaporate."

EU: "Im not goi-" {evaporates}

For North Atlantic Treaty Organization: "Slap someone"

NATO: {slaps EU}

For United Nations: "YELL 'I QUIT'"

UN: ".... fine." {walks out to where most of the organizations are just chilling}

UN: "I QUIT!"

EU: "No you don't"

UN: "You're right for once, I don't." {goes back to his office}

EU: ". . . ."

For District of Columbia: "Bite someone, then float away"

DC: {already biting the shit outta an annoyed New Jersey's arm}

For Rhode Island: "STAY IN A CORNER FOR 2 HOURS"

RI: "Okay" :( {walks to a corner + sits down for the next two hours}

For Pennsylvania: "Go ahead, snitch on someone"

Pennsylvania: "But I'm not a snitch" :(

"O, HMM, well then, whoever said you were a snitch, casually tell America that heheheh"

Pennsylvania: "Uh.. okay" {walks over to the kitchen} "Dad?"

America: "Yes, Syl?"

Pennsylvania: "Everyone keep calling me a Snitch B-word"

America: "...What."

Pennsylvania: {nods}

America: "...I'll take care of it."

Pennsylvania: "Okayy, thank you!"

[[And then 49 states all got a scolding^^]]

Captainchad

For Mellie: "How do you respond to allegations of housing trolls in the comments of your art book?"

. . . . . {struggling to comprehend}

Cassidilla123

For Indiana: "Who is your favorite and least favorite sibling?"

Indiana: "Favorite, Hawaii, she can't fuck shit up without atleast being cute about it. Least favorite, Florida, this son of a bitch won't stop throwing oranges at our motherfucking heads."

For New Zealand: "How do you feel about all the times you're forgotten on maps?"

NZ: ". . . .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"Also how do you deal with all of Australia's animals?"

NZ: "I threaten to speak to him in only Māori."

For Mellie: "Decapitate yourself"

How am I supposed to finish this if my head is gone? Even if it's afterwards, how are you to see my art? I refuse! >:(

"What's your favorite animal?"

SLOTH. SLOTH. I LOVE SLOTHS SO MUCH. SLOTHS ARE JUST- EEEEEEE FUCKING SWEETHEARTS!!!!

Oh and birbs. I love birbs

For European Union: "Try to convince UK to join again"

EU: *{finishing a presentation that took 2 weeks without breaks to work on} "*So, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, that is why I am asking you to-"

UK: "No."

EU: "....I LITERALLY JUST-"

For Association of Southeast Asian Nations: "Are Mal, Phil, and Indo as crazy as people make them seem?"

ASEAN: {looks at the three, who are trying to sacrifice Singapore} "...Yes."

For United Nations: "Give all the countries TRIPLE the amount of work to do and see their reactions"

(I'm only doing the Big Five-)

Russia: "What the fuck."

China: "Okay"

UK: "I beg your pardon?"

France: "What?! Why?! Did we do anything wrong?!"

America: "I already have 50 little fuckers plus a violent ghost at home to deal with. I can't do this shit. Fuck all y'all, I'm out."

For African Union: "Become the one holy pickle"

AU: "I'm sorry?"

For Russia: "What are your thoughts on America?"

Russia: "...My thoughts on people outside of my family is confidential information."

For America: "What are your thoughts on Russia?"

America: "Hot accent, love it, 10/10"

(bros like me, lovin them accents)

For Italy: "Have you ever tried pineapple pizza?"

Italy: "WELL I HAVE NOW AND I'M GOING TO DIE."

"Eat the banana pizza Sweden makes"

Italy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

[[Once again, after being forced to eat the pizza, he's sobbing on the mf ground]]

For Canada: "Have you ever murdered someone?"

Canada: "Nope!"

NZ: {looks at him, with the most are-you-sure expression}

Canada: "...IT WAS ONE TIME! THEY WERE BEING MEAN TO YOU AND AME WAS DEALING WITH HIS DAUGHTER!"

For Germany: "Drink UK's tea"

Germany: {drinks UK's tea, receiving no reaction}

For Russia: "Drink Germany's beer"

Russia: {hesitantly drinks Germany's beer, also receiving no reaction}

For United Kingdom: "Drink Russia's vodka"

UK: "I shall not. I am highly against alcohol. And, I do not feel like dying today."

For Union of Soviet Socialist Republics: "RISE FROM THE ASHES AND SCARE PEOPLE"

USSR: "No. Fuck everyone. I'm not going back there."

For Mexico: "Don't eat tacos for a month"

Mexico: "Okay? I have other perfect foods to eat, tacos aren't even my favorite. Up there, yes, but not my favorite"

UGHHHH AND THE DREADED SHIT.

India was the most rushed because I drew her in my Health notes before we had to turn them in.

TheOneAndOnlyThornie

I'm sorry she's fucked up

And Mauryan Empire is the same way..

TheOneAndOnlyThornie

Yeah.. I know.. they're pure shit..

Cassidilla123

Esto is shit, too.. I drew her in my run-down old-ass notebook. I didn't even fucking shade in her flag, so you can't really see where the lines are..

Captainchad

Both of the old men were rushed I'm so sorry-

And Prus went through a lot of erasing-

Captainchad

I drew the outfit the wrong way.. oh well-

BrightSunnySkye

He's crap too. I drew him in my history notebook. Also rushed.

R1v3rRxY

Kinda shit aswell, ngl. Though, she's one of the better ones.

TheOneAndOnlyThornie

Japan was also done in my History notebook-

Though, I had drawn her once before, and I took more time on her than I did with Spain, so I sort of already had the process of drawing the typical outfit in my head.

SORT OF.

It's still a bit different, because I am dumbass.

LostBattalion

This is the idea I was telling you about. Not that good, but it's one of the best of the bunch. And I was less rushed and more careful with it.

So yeah.. that's it..

I also wanna say another Happy Birthday to Nova. Her and I share the same birthday :D

She is now 7 years old

Anyways, I'll let y'all go now. I hope y'all found something interesting. Because it took me one school day for the writing.

Have a nice day/night! God bless!