Episode 1: Singing time!

*smoke appears everywhere.......again*

Bold: I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU IF YOU CONTINUE TO DO THAT!!!!!

Steve: *stares at the smoke button* YOLO *press it*

*more smoke appears*

Bold: *angry tic mark appears* *snaps fingers*

Jeff the killer, Ben drowned and Hoodie: *appears*

Jeff: *sharpening knifes* who is it that you want to kill?

Bold: *points at Steve*

 Ben drowned: I'll kill him first *chases after him*

Hoodie: N-no! I w-wil! *chases after steve too*

Jeff: Wait for me! *chases Steve*

Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mekakushi Dan: *kicks down the door*

Bold: NOOOOOOO! MY DOOR!

Momo: you can always buy a new one.

Bold: Do you think I'm rich?!

Seto and Marry: * points at the huge studio*

Ene: Wahhh! This studio has to be at least 7.8 billion or more!

Bold: I have a special way to buy things ok?! But my dooooooooooooooor!

Kano: fufufu~ it's just a door

Bold: do you want to go to the fangirl pit?!

Kuroha: AHH!!! SAVE ME!!

Fangirl of Kuroha 45: I GOT HIS SHIRT!!!!

Fangirl of Kuroha 36: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirl of Kuroha 34: I WANT THAT!!!!!

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Kido: *pushes Kano into the Kano fangirl pit*

Kano: AHHHH! *falls down*

Fangirl of Kano: OMG!!! IT'S KANOOOOOOO!

Fangirl of Kano 8: THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!!!!!!

Fangirls: *chasing Kano*

Kano: *runs*

Bold: Now that that is over, WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE KAGEROU PROJECT TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!

Everyone: STOP SCREAMING

Bold: FINE BITCHES!!!!! Anyway, Seto, read the first dare.

Seto: ok! *grabs the paper* the first dare is by ggkpop, she dares everyone to sing Yobanashi Deceive

Bold: ok everyone! We have our first dare! PLACES PEOPLE

Everyone: *goes in their assigned places if this happens* 

*music starts*

Momo: ビバップな浮遊感 夜が次第に乱反射して

Bibappu na fuyuu-kan yoru ga shidai ni ranhanshashite

ツービートで光って たまには愚痴っちゃって良いかな

Tsuubiito de hikatte tama ni wa guchichatte ii ka na

Marry:ねえ、ちょっと話そうか 馬鹿な自傷症性なんだけど、

Ne-Nee, chotto hanasou ka baka na jishou shoushou nan dakedo,

もうなんか収まらない ネタ話だって体で一つどう?

Mou nanka osamaranai netabanashi datte tei de hitotsu dou?

Seto: じゃあ、ちょっと喋ろうか。 僕の非凡でいて妙なとこ

Jaa, chotto shaberou ka. Boku no hibon de ite myou na toko

平凡を装った 僕がずっと悩んでいる事

Heibon o yosotta boku ga zutto nayandeiru koto

Konoha: *looks up*

十年は経ちそうな ある日、『怪物』の声がして

Juunen wa tachisou na aru hi, "kaibutsu" no koe ga shite

心臓を飲み込んだ 『嘘をつき続けろ』ってさ

Shinzou o nomikonda "Uso o tsuki tsuzukero" tte sa

Marry and Seto:それ以来、僕は嘘つきで

Sore irai, boku wa usotsuki de

騙せない人や物も無くなって

Damasenai hito ya mono mo nakunatte

Kido and Momo: 『怪物』に成り果てちゃってさ

"Kaibutsu" ni narihatechatte sa

Kano: *crawled up the fangirl pit*

・・・ああ、ごめんね 泣かないで! 全部法螺話だよ?

...Aa, gomen ne nakanaide! Zenbu horabanashi da yo?

Kano, Kido,  Momo, Kohona, Seto and Marry:

オーマイダーティ! なんて醜態! 僕は誤摩化す

OOMAIDAATI! Nante shuutai! Boku wa gomakasu

なんて言ったってこの本心は不気味じゃない?

Nante ittatte kono honshin wa bukimi janai?

Bold and Kuroha: *kuroha got hauled up by Kano*

偽って そっぽ向いて 嘘を重ねて 

Itsuwatte soppo muite uso o kasanete

僕は今日もまた 徒然、嘲笑う

Boku wa kyou mo mata tsurezure aza warau

Hibiya: ビバップ、消えそうな Kido: 夜が嫌いそうな少女にも

BIBAPPU, kiesou na Kido: yoru ga kirai sou na shoujo ni mo

Ayano: *was always here but didn't want screen time in the ask request page*

ツービート、泣きそうな Seto: 嘘が嫌いな青少年にも

TSUUBIITO, nakisou na Seto: uso ga kirai na seishounen ni mo

Bold:そう、もう同じ様に ちゃちな「理想」がインプットして

Sou, mou onaji you ni chachi na "risou" ga INPUTTO shite

心臓を飲み込んだ それ以来気づいたんだ、

Shinzou o nomikonda sore irai kizuitanda

Kuroha: 僕らは 単純に理想叶ったとして、

Bokura wa tanjun ni risou kanatta toshite

一人ぼっちじゃこの世は生きていけない

Hitoribocchi ja kono you wa ikiteikenai

Kido: それも嘘? Kano:いやいや、本心だよ?

Sore mo uso? Kano: Iya iya, honshin da yo?

Shintaro and Ene: 崩れそうな脳が『NO』で満ち満ちていく

Kuzuresou na nou ga "NO" de michimichiteiku

Konoha and Ene:

オーマイダーティ! もっと聴いて! 僕の心を

OOMAIDAATI! Motto kiite! Boku no kokoro o

我が儘を この嘘を 本物を

Wagamama o kono uso o honmono o

Kano and Bold:

「寂しいよ」なんて言った 僕は変わらない

"Sabishii yo" nante itta boku wa kawaranai

ニヤけそうな程、常々呆れてる

Niyakesou na hodo, tsunezune akireteru

Ayano: that was really fun!

Kuroha: Bitches! Of course! With my voice, everything is-

Bold: It is coming up!

Everyone: オーマイダーティ! もう嫌いだ! ほら、聴かせてよ

OO........MAI........DAATI! Mou kirai da! Hora kikasete yo

呆れちゃう様な 僕なんてもう 救えない?

Akirechau you na boku nante mou sukuenai?

『問題ないぜ』なんて言って 君は変わらない

"Mondai nai ze" nante itte kimi wa kawaranai

「ああ、ミスっちゃった」

"Aa, MISU chatta"

また 不気味な僕に、常々溺れていく

Mata bukimi na boku ni, tsunezune oboreteiku

Kohona: *continues to eat*

Bold: Ya! First dare done! *totally not tired*

Everyone besides Bold and Kohona: *panting*

Kido: I..... pity IA for singing such a.........

Kano: good song about a handsome boy? *lifts eyebrow*

Kido: In your dreams *Puches Kano into the sky*

Kano: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *disappears*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Bold: *kicks Kuroha back into the fangirl pit*

Kuroha: *runs away from the demons...... again*

Bold: Anyway, Hibiya, read the next dare.

Hibiya: *daydreaming about Hiyori* Hiyori..........

Momo: Hey! Hibiya!

Hibiya: *snaps out of dream* h-ha Obo-san?

Momo: I'm not old!

Bold: JUST READ THE DARE!

Hibiya: *takes the dare paper* I dare Kido to wear a skirt.

Kido: *freezes then runs out the window*

Bold: Hey! Get back here! Ben!

Ben drowned: *stops chasing Steve* What Bold?

Bold: Go and take back that purple jacket girl!

Ben drowned: Fine *melts into Bold's phone*

Ene: *locks Shintaro's phone* Your not allowed here Ben!

Bold: *whispers* I love having the creepypasta under my control.

Marry: What did you say Bold-chan?

Bold: N-nothing!

Jeff: Go ahead, tell them about how you got us under your control. *sharpens his knife*

Hoodie: *glares at Jeff*

Bold: ImayormaynothavedaredallthecreepypastastofollowmyordersaslongasIlive.

Seto: what did you say? *trying to help Momo and Ene (who was in Takane's body) push Kido into the changing room*

Bold: Oh, nothing~ *glares at Jeff, Hoodie and Ben who came back*

Kido: EVERYONE, GET OFF ME!

Ene: Oh come on Daichou, wearing a skirt is not bad.

Kido: I SHALL NEVER WEAR A SKIRT!!

Bold: says the tsundere who is screaming now.

Shintaro: Quickly do something before Kuroha shoots Kido.

Kuroha: STOP SCREAMING ALL YOU DEMONS AND PURPLE JACKET GIRL!!!!

Fangirls: *continues to chase Kuroha while glaring at Kido*

Bold: Tsubomi, if you wear a skirt, I will get Kano away from you for a week.

Kido: *immediately goes into the changing room with a skirt in hand*

Kano: *returned from space and in the emo corner* Tsubomi hates me........ ;-(

Shintaro: Lol

*time skip to after a minute brought to you by Kuroha being chased*

Kido: *comes out wearing a purple skirt, blushing*

Boys: *freeze*

Girls: *clap*

Bold: You look great!

Ene: You look like a girlish girl, Daichou!

Kido: S-shut up, Baka!

Kano: Kido does look good in a skirt, doesn't she Seto?~

Seto: Ya! Sis looks really good!

Shintaro: *nosebleeds and falls down*

Momo: You should wear more skirts, Daichou!

Konoha: *blushing*

Hibiya: S-she looks r-r-really p-p-pre- *nosebleeds and falls down like Shintaro*

Kido: *eyes turn red and she turns invisible*

Bold: *turns to the camera* Anyway, that is all for the first episode of Kagerou Project Truth or Dare! Please leave a dare or truth in the first page or the newest page to torture- I mean to show your support to these characters.

Everyone: Hey!

Bold: Anyway, see everyone next time!

Everyone: BYE!!!!!!!


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