Crack 2: Playing Pokèmon

Haruka: Takane, Takane!

Takane: What?

Haruka: I caught a Zekrom!

Takane: So?

Haruka: It's green!

Takane: HOLY SHIITAKE LEMME SEE!

Haruka: *Shows Takane the 3DS*

Takane: Woah, you did! I'll give you my shiny Reshiram for that!

Haruka: What's a Reshiram?

Takane:It's like Zekrom, but a little bit bigger, and it's white and gray! Except the gray is yellow!

Haruka: Ooh! Give it to me! It'll remind me of you, Takane!

Takane: E-Eh? How so?

Haruka: Our school uniforms! Plus, I bet it'll be cute!

Takane: O-Okay... >///~\\\<

*They trade the Pokemon*

Haruka: I just noticed something else!

Takane: ?

Haruka: The Zekrom is green, right? It really is our school uniforms, Takane!

Takane: Y-Your...right... AHAHA SCREW IT, I'M NAMING THIS GUY HARUKA. TO THE NAME RATER!

Haruka: Can you show me where that is? I want to name my Reshiram Takane so we match!

Takane: *trying to stay calm* Then we battle with them? With their set moves?

Haruka: Y-Yeah! *fist pumps*

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Shintaro and Ayano:

Ayano: OOH! Shintaro, look! This...this...yeeveetle has a scarf! It's so cute!

Shintaro: Well, it's mine. You have your Xerneas.

Ayano: But Shintaro, it's red, and it's scarf is black! Red is the color of heroes, and black is your favorite color!

Shintaro: Technically it's not a scarf...It's Yvetal, by the way.

Ayano: Yeeveetle, Yvetal, potato patato! Same thing!

Shintaro: No...

Ayano: Oh! I know something! What does my Zerneous remind you of? *asks hopeful*

Shintaro: My gosh, how are you even a Pokèmon fan?

Ayano: My favorite is the Evee! It's so cute!

Shintaro: *Facepalms* It's Xerneas for one, and for two Eevee.

Ayano: Shintaro! Answer the question!

Shintaro: What question? Oh yeah. Give me your 3DS, so I can see.

Ayano: Alright!

Shintaro: *Studies the Xerneas.* It's...colorful and bright...*quietly* like you...

Ayano: *Smiles* So, want my Yeeveetle?

Shintaro: If you can pronounce the dam name right. (Can't say actual word, so this is a good sub! :D)

Ayano: Y-Y..Yve...Yvetl...Yevtle!

Shintaro: I'll...allow it.

Ayano: Yay!~ Trade request sent~

Shintaro: Trade request accepted...

Ayano: Yeeveetle is mine!

Shintaro: Can I take the trade back?

Ayano: *smile brightens* No!

Shintaro: Scammer. *Returns back to his game.*

Ayano: *Makes sure Shintaro isn't watching and winks while sticking her tongue out*

(Yes, she knew how to say the names from the start. She just wanted to annoy Shintaro.)

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Hiyori and Hibiya

Hibiya: Use that move.

Hiyori: Shut up! Let me play my game the way I want!

Hibiya: Your gonna loose.

Hiyori: Want to bet?

Hibiya: A kiss?!

Hiyori: No.

Hibiya: Oh...

Hiyori: If I loose, I will follow your every command, and vice versa. Deal?

Hibiya: I assume no kisses?

Hiyori: Yeah. No kisses.

Hibiya: I tried ;-;

Hiyori: SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS AND 666!

Hibiya: What?

Hiyori: I lost.

Hibiya: YES!

Hiyori: Why do I feel like this was a bad idea...

Hibiya: Follow me on Facebook! And keep following me til I die!

Hiyori: OH TRUCK-SAN!

Hibiya: Screw you too ;-;

Hiyori: Anyways, right now?

Hibiya: Heck yes.

Hiyori: ......K.

Hibiya: *checks phone*

Facebook: Hibiya's profile, One new follower, Asahina Hiyori. One new message. Asahina Hiyori; Screw You Shota-san. May Truck-sama be with you. *two images attached*

Hibiya: I'm so touched ;-;

Hiyori: Wow, pathetic, your actually crying. Anything else?

Hibiya: *smirks* GIVE MEH ALL UR EEVEE!

Hiyori: NOOOO, MY THREE HUNDRED EEVEE!!! ;-;

Hibiya: If you refuse to do any command, you have to kiss me.

Hiyori: ...Tough one... ... ... I want to keep my Eevee, though I don't want to give up my Eevee...Uh...

Hibiya: Tick tock tick tock.

Hiyori: Huwat. I'm timed.

Hibiya: Three seconds; go.

Hiyori: WHAT THE HECK!

Hibiya: One...

Hiyori: I EV bred them and everything!

Hibiya: Two...

Hiyori: I even have five shinies!

Hibiya: Two and a half...

Hiyori: ...I have made my decision. Oh gosh, I can't believe I'm doing this...

Hibiya: And that answer is...?

Hiyori: RUN AWAY! MOMO, KONOHA, WHERE ARE YOU?! *runs away*

Hibiya: HIYORI, COME BAAAACK! *Chases after*

(I couldn't decide between Eevee or Kiss, so I went with the third option.)

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Seto and Marry

Marry: This... is chaotic...

Seto: Yeah. Hibiya and Hiyori are chasing each other, Ene is silently freaking out, Konoha is hard to guess-

Marry: Ayano and Shintaro seem...pretty calm...

Seto: Yeah, but their the only ones. And Tsubomi is asleep.

Marry: Then where is Kano?

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Kano on the Streets:

Kano: I PLAY POKEMON GO EV-ER-Y DAY! I PLAY POKEMON GO- *when he crosses the street, a car runs over him from his horrible singing, and then a bird poops on him.*

Crack 2; End!

The ShinAya part was inspired by my cousin and I. I used to blotch up the name Xerneas, so my cousin started to say that name. Later on I figured out its pronounced Xerneas, I pronounced it like how Ayano did. Zerneous. Or Xernious. It was stupid. (Like actually pronounce the X, like Ex. '-')

The Eevee thing was based on me. I legit breed Eevee for a living. I have hatched at least 250 in X/Y and at least 60 in OR/AS. I need a life ;-; (No shiny either. Japanese Dito too)

HaruTaka thing also based on me. I have a Shiny Zekrom and I thought it would be cute for HaruTaka to have the shinies since...how it's explained up there!

This was non-edited so sorry I'd there is mistakes. *bows* Now, if you excuse me, Casey and I shall go back to Mystic Messenger. *whistles and one of those unicorn horned cats come* CASEY, GOOOO!!!!

Casey: Puu~ *we fly through the roof, un harmed