Author Notes: Thank you for inspiring me to try and do comedy, @meercatbookworm! I usually suck at comedy, so let me know how this is!

Takane: Oh my gosh...

Haruka: What is it, Takane?

*Hiyori walks in*

Hiyori: Yeah, Ene, what's- Oh my gosh...

Haruka: Am I that blind...?

Hiyori: No, your perfect, Konoh-~

Takane: Yes, your blind. Do you not see...see...this?!

*Hibiya and Momo walk in*

Hibiya: Hey guys, what's the commotion- oh my...

Momo: Eh?

Hibiya: *sigh* Your as dumb as rock.

Hiyori/Momo: NO I/SHE AM/IS NOT! *they both hit his head*

Hibiya: Ouch...

Takane: ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE FLIPPING SCORPION NEST?!

Haruka: S-Scorpion nest?!

Takane: YEAH, YA BIG DOLT! IT'S A CENTIMETER BY YOUR FLIPPING FOOT!

Hibiya: GUYS, SHUT UP OR ELSE YOU'LL WAKE IT UP!

Hiyori, Momo, Takane, Haruka: SHH!!

Scorpion: *pinches claws*

Takane: AW SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS IT'S AWAKE!

Kano: *Magically appears in a puff of smoke* What the heck, guys~ What's wrong?

HaruTaka, HibiHiyo, Oba-san: THERE'S A (FLIPPING) SCORPION!

Kano: Hm? *Looks down* HOLY SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS IT'S A REAL SCORPION! I THOUGHT IT WAS A PLASTIC SCORPION NEST!

Takane/Hiyori: KANO YOU IDIOT!

Haruka: Takane, I'm scared...

Takane: It's fine...I think-

Hiyori: Yeah, Konoha! You can count on me to protect you!

Hibiya: Can you protect me?

Hiyori: Go back on Facebook, Shota.

Hibiya: huwat. (I love you if you get this reference.)

Hiyori: Just go back on Facebook.

Hibiya: But...how? There's A SCORPION IN THE HOUSE! HOW CAN I RELAX ON FACEBOOK? AND IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION KANO IS GONE?

Takane: WELL SHIITAKE.

Haruka: Is that your favorite word, Takane?

Hiyori: Senpai won't notice...

Hibiya: I'll notice!

Momo: Shota, she meant the man here.

Hibiya: I'M NOT A SHOTA!

Takane: GUYS, SHUT THE HECK UP! WE WILL WAKE UP MORE SCORPIONS!

HaruMomo, HibiHiyo: shh!

Takane: Whoops. *sarcasm*

Momo: Uh, guys? I think more are waking up...

Hiyori: JEEZ, THANK YOU ENE!

Takane: ANYTIME!

*Seto and Marry come in, followed by Kano*

Kano: Hey guys, I want to give you a message.

Everyone except for Seto and Marry: WHAT?!

Kano: Ayano-nee and Shintaro are going shopping, they won't be home.

Everyone except SetoMarry and Haruka: HOW IS THAT IMPORTANT?!

Haruka: I'm proud of Shintaro!

Takane: *Facepalm*

Hiyori: Your remarks are so smart~

Seto: What exactly is going on?

Marry: S-Seto??? There's...A...a..Scorpion....

Seto: HOLY DEER CAKES, WE ARE GOING BACK OUTSIDE MARRY! TO AYANO AND SHINTARO! *Picks up Marry and leaves.*

Kano: Welp~

Takane: Why the heck are you so happy?

Kano: Happiness allows you to live another day~

Takane: ...You listen to VOCALOID?

Haruka: Takane, you know what VOCALOIDs are? *eyes kind of sparkling*

Hiyori: *goes to corner and sulks, since Senpai didn't notice*

Hibiya: GUYS! STOP BEING IDIOTS! FIRST OFF, *points to Haruka,* KONOHA, DON'T FLIRT WITH ENE! SECOND OFF, *points to Takane* ENE, DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM. THREE! *puts down arm* Hiyori notice me plz.

Takane: He sounded so smart at the beginning too...

Haruka: That's considered flirting?

Kano: Scorpions?

Everyone: What.

Kano: Remember, there are still SCORPIONS!

Takane: HOLY SHOOT YOUR RIGHT! AND WHY THE HECK IS HIBIYA ON THE GROUND?!

Haruka: He seemed to have gotten a Facebook message from Hiyori saying, "Noticed."

Hiyori: Hey, I just wanted to be nice for once! I mean, he did give me my chance to meet Momo! *still sulking in corner*

Momo: You remember the time loops?

Everyone except Momo: *cough*

Momo: OH RIGHT! SCORPIONS!

*Door flings open*

Kido: The heck is with all this commotion? I heard you from a mile away. And why the heck is Hibiya on the ground?

Haruka: Because Hiyori noticed him!

Hiyori: And Senpai just acknowledged me...I'm better now!

Kido: Okay then...*notices scorpions* What the heck.

Everyone except Hibiya: SCORPIONS DANCHOU, SCORPIONS!

Kido: Of all things imaginable...what's next, pigs falling from the sky?

Outside: *Cats are raining down with unicorn horns, oinking.*

Everyone Except Hibiya: ...

*Hibiya wakes up*

Hibiya: *Yawns* Oh, hi Danchou...

Momo: That was incredibly Shota like, Shota!

Hibiya: Shut it dumb as a rock Oba-Cow-San.

Momo: ...You know what. I'll allow it this once.

Hiyori: But I won't! *Punches Hibiya in the gut*

Hibiya: hU w At

Momo: HIYORI YOU BROKE HIM!! *dramatic pause...* GOOD JOB!

Hibiya: tH a NK y oU FO r caR I n G Ob A-S a N

Momo: Yep, he's broken!

Kido: *is closing window*

Hibiya: *is back to normal* Huwat? *Maybe*

Momo: What did you do, Kido?

Kido: Picked up the scorpions and threw them outside.

Hibiya: Huwat?! I mean, what?!

Hiyori: If only Konoha did that...He would of been so cool.

Hibiya: Senpai's notice is gone... still going to keep that as a Screensaver.

Hiyori: Huwhat?

Hibiya: Senpai noticed again ;-;

*everyone looks to Hiyori, yes, even Haruka*

Hiyori: What? I haven't rewarded him enough for thanks.

Hibiya: I'll take a kiss!

Hiyori: Ew. No.

Hibiya: Senpai hates ;-;

Hiyori: You didn't know that before?

Hibiya: *is in corner, talking to his Hiyori doll.*

Kano and Momo: (That) Kids has problems...

Kido: Well. At least the Scorpions are gone, along with the Unicorn Horned and oinking cats.

Hiyori: Wait, cats? Can we get one?

Haruka: Hiyori, I don't think that's a good idea, Hibiya is shaking.

Hiyori: Senpai noticed ;-;

Kido: Why am I even here.

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WITH SHINTARO, AYANO, SETO, AND MARRY:

Ayano: What?! There are scorpions?

Marry: Y-Yeah...

Shintaro: *sigh* Kids and their imagination. What is next, unicorn horned cats that oink?

Seto: Um, Shintaro? *points outside*

Shintaro: OH COME ON!

Crack 1; End!

Extra:

Hiyori: Look! I got one cat! It tried to fly away while saying 'puu~' though!

Kido: What did I tell you about no cats? Put it back.

Cat: Puu~ *flies out window, breaking it.*

Kido and Hiyori: ...

(Pū is the Japanese word for oink! I'm not going to add the special o to Shintaro's name though. His real name is Shintarou, pronounced the same way. And here I am again, rambling. Welp, hope you like this. I'll take recommendations...
Puu~)

(I dunno how to tag for the life of me ;-;)