"Okay kids.  I've gotta get home so your mother can chop my balls off.  Ugh but I wanna keep my balls!" Jimmy raises his voice for a short moment. "I don't know why though.  They keep getting me into trouble.  Sorry..  I love you three, but.. what if three more of you pop out of her?  Guys, your mom can't be pregnant!"

Fritz looks up to Jimmy and scrunches his little face as he fusses and shakes his head from side to side.

"See?  You agree."

Fritz arches his back and starts crying loudly. "Okay, okay.  I know you want Mama.  I want mine too right about now!"

**

Elsa took a shower and cleaned up a bit despite not feeling her best.

"Pregnant.  I cannot possibly be pregnant.  Jimmy and I have been more careful.. well not really. But last month was not even my fault!" Elsa shouts even though she's all alone in the house.

"He promised he wouldn't do anything!  Ugh!  Stupid Jimmy!"

Just then Elsa hears the truck.

"Look at him." She glares at him through the window. "You struggle getting those babies out, you fucker."

Jimmy finally makes it in with the babies and the bags, and bottles falling out of the bags.

He sits everything on the ground including the triplets.  Jimmy then turns to Elsa and smiles. "Hiiiii honey."

"Hello.  You just put my babies on the floor."

"I'm sorry, they're heavy and I just.. I'm sorry." He sighs. "How are you feeling?  Better I hope!"

"I feel like scheisse, Jimmy."

"I'm so sorry.  Is it something I did?  I mean!  Is there something I can do?!  To make you feel better?"

Elsa uncrosses her arms and walks to her babies who were so happy to see her.

"No, Jimmy.  Hi my loves!  Mommy missed you!" Elsa sits down on the ground.

"Ahhh!" Fritz screams with excitement as he crawls into her lap.

"Yeah they all missed you, but Fritz missed you the most."

"Aww.. my little buddy." Elsa pouts and kisses his hands.

"Mama!"

Elsa gasps. "That's me!  You said Mama!  Oh my boy!" Elsa giggles. "Good boy!  I'm so proud of you my handsome little one."

"That was the cutest little Mama I've ever heard." Jimmy chuckles.

"Wasn't it?  Aw say it again, Fritz.  Say Mama!"

"Mama." Fritz smiles proudly.

"WOO!" Jimmy and Elsa cheer, scaring the other two.

"Aw we're sorry." Jimmy chuckles and comforts Franz and Marlena."

Jimmy holds the other two in his lap and they slowly calm down.

Elsa chuckles at their little pouty faces before looking down to Fritz.  He had cuddled himself into his mother and began to suck his thumb.

"Jimmy?"

"Yes?"

"Um.."

"Yeah?"

"I-"

"Will you fucking speak?"

"Sorry!  Els, I know."

"Know what?"

"That you're gonna kill me."

"Why would you say that?"

"You're sick."

"And?"

".. Els.."

"Tell me, Jimmy."

".. You're pregnant."

Elsa doesn't say a word.

Jimmy sighs and says, "Look, I don't know what to say.  I am so sorry for number one, doing it.  Also for being really upset when the thought came to my mind.  I love you and this baby, and we can for sure do this... I'm not completely sure how but.. we can do it."

"I don't know if I am so just calm down and don't tell anyone."

"You gonna go to the doctor?"

"No I'm just gonna see if it passes."

".. The baby?"

Elsa rolls her eyes. "No stupid.  This bug!  If you get it, or the triplets get it then we'll know.  For now let's just focus on tomorrow.  The babies first Halloween!"

"Yeah.." Jimmy smiles softly.

"Oh but you will be on your own with the boys in the morning."

"Why?"

"Marlena and I have a dress fitting with your mom and Desiree."

"Oh that's right... You're not gonna tell them about the possible baby, are you?"

"Of course not!"

"Okay good."

"Jimmy."

"Mhm?"

"You better get down on your knees and pray I'm not pregnant, because the last time you got me pregnant I carried around a damn litter." Elsa says very softly. "Though I love my beautiful angels with all my heart, I never want to do that again."

Jimmy nods with a terrified look in his eyes. "Yes ma'am.  I'll do that."

"Thank you.  Now please; do not even think of touching me tonight."

"I never want to touch you again, Elsa."

"Good." Elsa gives him a look that sent chills down his spine.

***

The next morning.

Elsa threw up once again.  Her aches were not as bad, but still there.

"Good morning honey, I made some breakfast."

"Oh Jimmy, thank you but I can't eat."

"Again?"

"Yeah."

"Well I don't want you to pass out."

"I'll eat a piece of toast, but I seriously can't eat anything."

"Okay.  I'm sorry." Jimmy says cupping her face.

Elsa sighs. "It's okay.  How do you feel?  Sick I'm hoping."

"I wish.  But no, I feel fine."

"Oh.." Elsa pouts and looks down.

Jimmy catches her lips in his and Elsa pulls away. "No sir!  Those kisses get me into so much trouble."

Jimmy chuckles.

"We have to leave.  Boys, you be super good for Dada today, okay?  I'll see you in a couple hours."

"Mama!" Fritz reaches for Elsa.

"Yes my baby?"

"Mamamamamamama!"

"Oh listen to that!  Sounds like a song!"

"Mmmmm!" Franz hums.

"Oh my you're so close!  Say Mama, Franz!"

"No say Dada!" Evan interrupts.

"No!  Mama!"

Jimmy and Elsa go back and forth saying Mama and Dada while Franz just stares at them.

"I want him to say Dada!" Jimmy says.

"No!" Elsa pouts.

Franz looks to his father and places his small hands on his face.

"Hey bud!  Can you say Dada please?"

"... Mama!"

"Ahh!  I win again you loser!" Elsa says with excitement as she lifts Franz.

"Ah man!  Well I still have Marlena.. and the future Darling." Jimmy rubs Elsa's stomach.

Elsa goes from smiling to immediate bitch face. "If you don't stop it right now I'll rip your goddamn balls off and feed them to you."

"Those pregnancy hormones are kicking in early, huh?"

"Jimmy Darling I'm not playing with you!"

"Okay, okay I'm sorry!  I'm just trying to make light of this situation.  You're probably not even pregnant."

"Yeah.. if I'm not it's probably some horrible illness and I'm dying."

"Let's not over react, dear.  I'm sure you're fine."

"Yeah well." Elsa sighs. "Both sound really terrible if I'm being quite honest.... But if I croak at least I'll have joy over the fact you'll be here struggling with three children all alone."

"Man!  You are a mean lady!" Jimmy laughs.

Elsa purses her lips and gives him a fierce look. "It's because I'm mad at you!  Who turns a massage into a unprotected night of sex?!"

"Have you seen how hot you are?"

"Of course." Elsa answers with a straight face.

Jimmy chuckles and wraps his arms around her waist. "I can't keep my hands off of you because you're just so damn sexy."

He then kisses his lovers neck and squeezes her a little tighter.

"Ohhh Jimmy!" Elsa giggles.

Jimmy chuckles and says, "I do know how to melt my ice queen."

Elsa lets out a beautiful laugh. "I don't know if I should kiss you, kick your ass, or throw up."

"Kiss me first." Jimmy winks.

Elsa giggles and kisses her fiancé passionatley.