So I was buying a root beer from a pop machine.

Don't worry it wasn't the same pop machine that gave me orange crush!

So I put 1$ into the machine and get my root beer.

AND THE POP MACHINE DECIDES THAT IT WAS BE SOOOOOO FUNNY TO SHOOT MY CHANGE AT ME.

That's right, the pop machine shot out my change and it hit me in the leg.

WHY WOULD A POP MACHINE DO THAT?!?!?!?!

WHAT DID I DO TO U?

WHY U BEING MEAN 2 MEH!!!!!????!?!?!?

Like, what kind of pop machine does that? Spits your own change at you?

Like what are you a demon?

Maybe that's what it is.

OMG I KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW!!!!!

Satan.