My advisory/language arts teacher is super passive aggressive and hilarious. Here's an example why

Class:*supposed to be working silently but is screaming at the top of their lungs*

Him: Hey guys? I'm going to need you to work silently Because I don't want to get a phone call from someone's parent saying "WhY dId YoU sTeP oN mY kId'S nEcK??"

Class:*dies of laughter*

He is hilarious