Me:*sitting silently on my phone (probably on Wattpad)*

Mom: WTF WHERE IS THE THERAPIST!?!!?!!?!!!??!!!!

Me: I didn't even say anything...

Mom: EXACTLY.

Dad: Leave her alone...

Mom: MY CHILD IS BROKEN. HAVE YOU SEEN HER SKIN?!?!

Me: This is way I don't like having my door open.