Whenever I have a school performance my mom is always like "Oh I fOuNd ThIs AmAzInG bLaCk DrEsS fOr YoU tO wEaR!" And I'm like "Nope! In wearing a black sweater, black skinny jeans, and if I feel like it my brother's tie that I stole!" She gets so angry and is like "YOU ARE A YOUNG LADY! ACT LIKE IT!" and I'm like "I AM NOT! AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!"

*two hours later*

Me:*walks into the performance with black sweater black skinny jeans and a tie*

Mom: You are getting such a lecture and gettin' smacked in the mouth when we get home.