Zetchen: Bill, bill, flyer, oh my acceptance letter from L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N *starts reading*
Dear Zetchen
We regret to inform you that your application for membership has been denied. Based on your past schemes, we have deemed that you're not even close to our standard for admission.
Feel free to re-apply after you've come up with something really evil. At the very least, get yourself some horns
Sincerely Zavok.
I'll show him.