As a youth drill men at my church, I was asked by our church's first lady, like the other youths, what I wanted for Christmas. Naturally, me being a Batman lover, I asked for a Batman hoodie.
The Sunday before Christmas, we all received the presents we asked for.
What I received was perfectly normal at first for my shirt to give me. They gave me a reversible Batman/Superman Letterman jacket and a neon green Batman hoodie.
At first, I thought that was it. Then I see a hat (in media). I was like "ooh cool, batman, YEAH! Then, I see the tag. I go to church with mainly old people so it surprised me when I saw that the tag on the hat read 'Hot Topic' and I slightly gasped.