(Wow, it's been a while- holy crap- heard this in a Tiktok and it fits Andrew so screw it, I'm doing it- also language warning- I would change it but eh- once again, it fits-)

Meg: *has been asleep for about 30 mins, currently laying on andrew's legs as she softly snores*

Andrew: *looks into camera like in the office* I don't care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap and even after 30 minutes when both your legs go numb, DONT MOVE- You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move, you're weak. And natural selection is coming for you!

Meg: *nuzzles him gently as her nose crinkles*

Andrew: *softly kisses her head and keeps her close*