(Meg and Andrew to our adoptive wattpad children, Ace, Kirsten (aka the Twins-) and Loli)

Meg: For those past years, we've done our best to raise you.

Andrew: Have we been perfect? No!

Meg: Do we know anything about children? No!

Andrew: Should we have picked up a book on parenting? PROBABLY!

Meg: ...umm... love, where were we going with this?

Andrew: We had a point!

Meg: But what was it?

Andrew: ...I forgot-