(Found this one on tumblr. Bit of a language warning for this one-)

Andrew: Here sweetheart, let me give you a shoulder massage.

Meg: *blushing* Oh thanks! I didn't know you could be so romantic, Andrew!

Andrew: Romantic? Oh no, I'm actually doing this because you're probably sore from looking up.

Meg: ...

Andrew: *smirking*

Meg: ...you son of a bitch.

Andrew: Cmon, you know you love me.

Meg: Still.