DONT BLAME ME FOR THIS but uk how his biggest concern is "just 1 cm more... or 7mm at least" and its about his height; what if one day he discovered oikawa's dick is literally 7 cm longer than his and he just woNT SHUT UP ABOUT IT. EVERYONE KNOWS. HE TELLS HIS TEAMMATES HE HAS A TINY DICK (everyone knows hes lying bc they change together bUT STILL) and yeah i thought that was a pretty funny idea end me