Snakeman x Reader


You were walking around Dr.Wily's castle when you came up to GeminiMan, who was looking genuinely confused. "What's cookin' good lookin?"

"Thank you, and, I can't find Snakeman!" He immediately responded, 

"Why would you be looking for that Snakehead? Aren't you terrified of snakes?" 

"Yes. I am very scared of snakes, and that's why I'm looking for him! So I know WHERE he is so I can tell if he is going to prank me! Did you know last night...." 

You began to block out his rant as your eyes looked around, and locked on a box in the corner.

It looked a little out of place, when you noticed the words 'Metal Gear Solid Hiding Box' written on the side.

You snickered a little bit and went to halt Gemini's rant when SnakeMan lifted the box enough to see both of you, and motioned for you to stay quite.

You nodded, which Gemini noticed. He quickly turned around and began examining the box by poking and prodding at it.

After awhile, just as he went to kick it, Snake jumped out of the box, and onto Gemini. Scaring the everliving crap out of him.

You couldn't help but laugh. You laughed so hard you began hiccuping, and soon after you start hiccuping, you vomit. 

Gemini stood up, hitting SnakeMan on the head as he did so, and started to calm you down.

Just as your hiccups started going away, Snake just had to make you laugh harder, "I guess Solid Snake's box technique is plausible, as long as the guards are narsacistic idiots." 

This did it. You burst out laughing and soon barfed on Gemini's chestplate. It was discusting, yet you were laughing so hard you didn't care! 

Gemini, on the other hand freaked out and ran straight to the bathroom.

*Timeskip cause I'm lazy*

You and SnakeMan were still joking around when you noticed, he was getting nervous.

"SnakeHead. Are you ok?"

"W-what? Y-yeah I'm f-fine! Don't worry ab-bout me! Heh, heh heh, heh..."

You shrugged and started making another plan for a prank when MagnetMan called you. 

You told SnakeMan that you'd be right back.

"Hey, Y/n, have you noticed how Snake's been acting around you?"

"Yeah, but he's not fessing up anytime soon."

"I think it's cause he likes you. Y'know, LIKE likes you."

Hearing that, and being the obnoxious idiot you were, you ran to SnakeMan, hugged him, and right before he could object, you kissed him.

SnakeMan was a blubbering, blushing mess.

"W-w-w-what was that for!?"

"I never knew you felt that way!"

"Felt.. what w-way?" He gave an evil glare and middle finger towards MagnetMan.

You looked up, "You love me!"

There was a long, awkward, silent pause. He gave you the most confused look anyone could ever do.

"W-wait, you, don't love me..?"

He cradled your face in his hands, "I do, I just.... I didn't think you would love me back... Do I really deserve you?"

"No. You don't," you cuddled him as he gave a shocked look, "You deserve so much more!"

"O-oh, heh, you worried me for a second there, so..."

"So what?"

"So does this mean that your my girlfriend?"

"I guess so."

MagnetMan spoke while staring at you two, "Love is quite a silly thing, my prediction could have been wrong. Is Y/n really that careless about risking heartbreak? Or am I just not able to wrap me head around love?" 

You replied unexpectedly, "You can't wrap your head around it. But soon you will. I bet you'll be a chick magnet!"

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