So A Squid A Raspberry and A Glitch Walked Into A Bar......
Note: the chapter has nothing to do with a bar I just really like the title for some reason XD
(Also running out of titles-)
~Doddle Sphere~
Ink POV
I had just arrived back from Outertale now looking at the many AU's around me
"You know what I should really do a full check up of these"
Because there are so many AUs I have to once and awhile go through them all knowing I sometimes neglect others
One by one I scoped through the AUs until I found a Swapfell AU that had messed up coding
"Hm odd
Welp let's take a better look"
I grabbed Broomy and teleported into Swapfell
~Swapfell~
I arrived in the woods of Snowdin and started my investigation
According to the code its supposed to be 2 months before the 7th human should fall
Or according to this universe, SF Chara
I kept waking surprised that I hadn't ran into any monsters yet
"Well this is odd I should of ran into this universe's Papyrus by now"
I kept walking until I made it to Snowdin
Well more like No-din because most of the monsters weren't there
The librarby was empty and so was the Muffet's and the Inn
"This is odd I know this is a Fell universe but there shouldn't be so many missing monsters"
Something was off
I saw a bunny monster walking by so I decided to ask her
"Hello madam I was wondering if I could ask you a question"
"Fuck off"
"Okay"
She left
"Well that could've gone better
Then again this is a Fell Universe the monsters here aren't the friendliest bunch"
'Maybe I should try consulting with the Sans and Papyrus ?'
"Welp I've got nothing to lose"
~Time Skip~
"Here we are !"
The house looked deserted but can't be too certain
I was about to knock when I thought
'Wait these monsters could be hostile I should be careful and rational about what I'm going to do'
With that I kicked down the door
"HeY BItcHeS Is AnYBoDy HoMe ???!!"
I was answered with silence
"Well dang"
The house looked like no one hasn't been here in ages
Looking around it seemed like the house had already been hit by scavengers with most of its valuables gone
And no signs of the Skeleton Bros
I was about to leave when I noticed their pet button on the coffee table the poor thing had only one sprinkle left
"You poor thing come I will find you somewhere else to live while I fix this" I scooped them up and placed them in my pant's pocket
Walking back outside I sat on the steps
"Now what ?
How am I going to fix this if I don't even know what the problem is ?"
"I-I can tell you"
I turned to see a tem
"Oh hello there your the Flowery of this world sorry I forget sometimes"
"W-what ?"
"Nothing you were saying ?"
"O-Oh well normally I don't like getting involved with other monsters' problems but it seems you aren't like other monsters.."
"Nope !"
"Then who or what are you ?"
"That's not important but what is is that you explain what happened here"
"I-I don't know you don't seem as good as I first thought you were..."
"Oh well sorry I scared you but I really do need your information please this whole world is in danger"
"O-ok ...but I want to at least one answer from you"
"Okay !"
".......Ssssoooo can you at least tell me you name ?'
"Oh yeah ! How rude of me my name is Ink,protector and creator of all au's !!''
"O-okay ? (that didn't really help but whatever)"
"Now can you tell me what you know already kinda running out of time here"
"Fine *huff* a couple of years ago some skeleton monster went on a rampage killing a bunch of monsters from Snowdin
Now Snowdin is mostly deserted with most of the monsters now living in New Home"
"And you sure it wasn't one of the Skeleton brothers?"
"No I actually saw him kill Sans but I don't know what happened to Papyrus haven't seen him since"
"Hmm do you remember why they looked like?"
"No never got a full look at them"
"That helps but I'm going to need more information about this guy in order to find them.... oh ! I can ask this Sans he probably got a good look of him"
"B-But he's dead"
"Yeah but I can revive him as long as his coding is still in this universe"
"R-Really ?"
"Yup" I pulled out the world's coding
"Strange half of his coding is missing and Papyrus coding isn't even here !"
"W-What does that mean ?"
"It means that Papyrus must of left this universe probably went after the person who killed his brother"
"So what do we do ?"
"Well I'm going to need to find him before I could restart the timeline and fix everything
But I can still revive the Sans"
"B-But didn't you say his coding is missing wouldn't that affect him ?"
"Yeah he'll probably be soulless but it's only till we find his brother then I can reset the timeline and it'll fix everything
Hopefully"
"S-Should I be worried ?"
"Nope ! Now stand back !"
Taking the coding I remade SF Sans
"There ! Good as new !" I sat him down on the steps
"W-What about his eye ?"
"Oh....well he'll be fine
Hehehe he didn't have one in the first place "
"That was awful"
"I know"
"Anyway so now what ?"
"Wait for him to wake up"
"O-Oh"
"...........Welp this is boring !
You want to get some nice-cream ?"
"S-Sure"
~Time Skip~
"Oh he's waking up !"
"Finally"
He slowly opened his eyes(or eye)and then immediately freaked out at the sight of me summoning a cage of bones around him
"Woo take it easy we aren't going to hurt you"
"W-who the fuck are you ?!"
"Oh yeah I'm Ink and this is Temmy of your universe
"H-Hi"
"How am I-"
"Alive ? You can thank me for that !"
"Thanks...but why the fuck can't I see through my eye !?"
"Yeah sorry about that most of your code was missing so I had to make do and hey !
With that glitch out eye all you need is a long red scarf and some white bloody cloths and you'll remind me of someone I know
.....if only I could remember their name..."
".....My what ?!?"
"Your C.O.D.E is your hearing messed up too?"
"No !
You're just not making any fucking sense !"
"Yeah I do that a lot"
"*Internal unholy screeching* SO why did you revive me do you want something ?"
"Well yes and no I don't want something from you exactly I just need your help looking for someone"
"So ? What's in it for me ?"
"Nothing really well minus your brother-"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM" the bones that surrounded him disappeared with him now holding a small bone-like sword to my neck
"Geez calm down
I didn't do anything I'm just trying to find him so I could fix this universe and call it a day
But your the only one around here that knows what the guy that killed you looks like !
So can you please just calm down and help me?
"Fine" the sword disappeared "but I'm only helping you because of my brother"
"That's the spirit !!
Now tell me everything you know about this guy !"
"Wow going straight to the point *sigh*
Honestly I don't know a who bunch about him but I remember he looked like my brother,Papyrus, but in my type of clothing"
"So probably a Fell Papyrus anything else ?"
"Well his brother-"
I heard someone scream in the distance
"Someone's in trouble come on !"
I said running towards the sound
"Hey wait the fuck up !!"
"No time !!"
We ran towards the sound to find a monster destroying everything
"Error !!" I yelled
He turned to me already looking pissed
"Oh nO no nO don't you d@re get invOLVed in this Ink
YOu kNOw the ®️ule whOEver hERre's first cl@ims it"
"But I was here first !"
"No yOu wERen't"
"Yes I was"
"NO yOu weRen't"
"YES I was !!"
"No you—dA fuck is that @nother
out-cOde I have to de@l with *sigh* my job is nEVer dONe"
Blue strings wrapped around SF Sans pulling out his soul or what was left of it
"Hey let me the fuck go !"
"Welp I'm out" Temmy said running off
"Coward !"
"Fuck you !"
"Calm down Error he's with me"
"Of cOUrse he is why @m I not surPRised"
"So can you let him go ?"
"HeLl No ! I know yOu just s@y you need them But inSTead of exterMINating him afteRWards like you proMise you juSt lEAve them lyINg arOUnd !
Do yOu hAVe any idea how m@ny
out-codes are juST waLKing arOund ?!!
That's plUS I'm the ONe that has to deal with tHEm all !!!!"
"Wait you we're going to kill me !"
"NO !......yeah BUT only so I could fix you back to your original self"
"What- ?!"
"YeAh that's what yoUR supPOsed to do But yOu JUst-"
"Geno !"
"wHAt ?"
"What ?"
"That's who you remind of"
"Who's-?"
"YeAh my poInt exactly !
YOu wERe supPOsed to help me kill hIm @nd PUt @n end To his p@thetic misery bUt you jUSt send him to Reapertale !
NOw Repaper dOEsn't evEN let me tOuch him !"
"Well you got to emit they do make a cute couple(or AfterDeath as the creators call it)"
"THAt's nOT the pOInt you-"
"Agh ! This is getting so confusing
Either you two just fight already or kiss and make up !!"
"That's a good idea !
What do you say Ruru~"
"DOn't yOu fuCKing Go thERe Ink !!"
"What ? The creators really like it and it's funny to see you flustered"
His face turned even more blue
"SHUT UP !!"
"Anyway this has been fun but we have to get going
Sorry SF Sans your going to have to look for your brother by yourself while I deal with Error here
I'll meet up with you after !"
I quickly cut Error's strings and opened up a portal under him with my paintbrush
He yelped falling in
"Oh and don't worry about your pet button I'll leave him with a petsitter till you get back !"
I yelled after him
"Ink !!!!" Error yelled
"Yeah yeah but before we fight let me do something real quick"
"Why wOUd I-"
He didn't get to finish as I teleported away
~Some Random Universe~
I arrived in a room in a random universe
Luckily there was only one person with me
"What the-"
"Hey there !
Can you watch this little guy for me ?"
I placed the button in their hands
"Don't forget to feed him sprinkles
I'll be back soon thanks !" I said leaving
"Hey get back here !!!" They said as their fire burned in anger
~Lily POV~
The skeleton left
Still confused I placed the button on my desk and updated my status online:
user74364747 : Some skeleton asked me to take care of a button and then left ?!?
@themayflower051005 replied : Rad
Wow thanks
Looking at the button I wondered what the hell I'm going to do
"F*ck my life"
~Swapfell Sans(Raspberry) POV~
I felt like I was falling forever as hundreds of different colors were swirling around me
Well until I hit a surface
"Ow my head !"
Looking up I saw hundreds of these window like things each housing a different universe
"Fuck ! Why the hell are there so many ?!?"
But it doesn't matter
I need to find my brother
I looked at the closest window it had monster's living somewhere that had hundreds of stars everywhere
One seemed to house monsters with wings
Another one had the snow was clean and monsters we're talking happily among themselves it looked almost like our universe but nicer
"Red said his universe was like mine but swapped around so the universe I'm looking for should fall in that category"
Even though something was telling me to go to the nicer looking one that resembled my universe I knew that couldn't be it
So I kept looking
~Time Skip~
"This has to be it"
It was almost exactly like my universe but everything was swapped around
Like Red said
"I'm coming Papyrus"
Hesitantly I stepped through
~Underfell~
I found myself in a lab ?
"Out of all the fucking places I could of wound up in it had to be a fucking lab ?!?"
'Hopefully the scientist here isn't anything like Undyne'
"T-The hell !"
I turned to see the scientist who happened to be the Alphys of this universe
"Hey you ! What the fuck did you do !?!
I had just finished fixing that !"
I turned around to see where I stepped through
A portal machine
She walked closer finally noticing me
"No fucking way..
PAPYRUS you might want to come over here!"
"WHAT IS IT ?!
DID YOUR TEST WORK OR ARE YOU JUST WASTING MY TIME ?!?"
'Wait I know that voice'
My thoughts were correct when Red's Papyrus walked in
He looked at me with a mixture of confusion and surprise
"WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ?"
"Don't get any closer" I warned summoning my weapon
'This isn't going to go down like last time'
"OK I WON'T"
He said stepping outside with the Alphys running after him
The door slammed shut
"Wait-!"
Suddenly the room started filling up with green gas
I quickly used my arm to try and block the air
"If only I had *cough* my *cough* scarf-"
I blacked out
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sans ? Papyrus ? what are you doing in here where's mom ?"
"I-I don't k-know s-she said to stay in here till you got back and t-then was screaming.."
"D-Dad where is mom ?"
"Stay here"
"What- ?" "What- ?"
"Stay here while I go save your mother"
"No dad !
Please don't go"
"I'll come back I promise"
"Daddy *hic* please !"
"Take care of each other I'll be back soon"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Time Skip~
I woke up strapped to a cold lab table
"The hell ! Let me go !"
"SO YOUR FINALLY AWAKE"
I turned to my left to see Red's Papyrus
"Let me go you bastard !"
"AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR IN THE POSITION TO MAKE ORDERS ?"
"Fuck you"
"I WOULD BUT YOU AREN'T MY TYPE
AND BESIDES I NEED YOU FOR ANOTHER REASON"
"And why would I help a sick bastard like
you ?!"
"YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE"
"Fuck you ! Just give me back my brother you dipshit !"
"YOUR BROTHER ?
I FORGOT YOU DON'T KNOW~
WELL SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT HE'S DEAD"
"Y-You're lying !!"
"OH I WISH I WAS BUT I AIN'T
HE AND Sans SOMEHOW WENT TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND THEY WEREN'T TO "FRIENDLY"
THEY DON'T WANT TO GIVE ME Sans BACK AND FROM WHAT THEY'VE TOLD ME YOUR BROTHER ALREADY KICKED THE BUCKET"
"H-he did ?....."
He smiled wickedly
"YUP FUCKED HIM TILL DEATH
EVEN SHOWED ME THE DUST AND EVERYTHING
REALLY SICK OF THEM IF YOU ASK ME"
'How could they ?!?
Am i really too late ?
Why did i leave him alone I should of been there with him !"
"THERE THERE
THERE'S NO REASON TO CRY
YOUR GOING TO HELP ME GET REVENGE ON THEM
NOW DOESN'T THAT SOUND LOVELY ?
ANYWAY I MUST GET GOING
Oh AND BY THE WAY HOPE YOU DONT MIND MY FRIEND ALPHAS DOING SOME TEST ON YOU
SHE REALLY LIKES RARE SPECIMENS LIKE YOU~"
He walked to the door
"HAVE FUN~"
And left me alone in the cold dark room
~Edge POV~
"SO THIS IS WHERE THEY RAN OFF TO?"
On screen showed the happy go shit of a universe
The universe's versions were a orange hoodie skeleton and a blue energetic freak
It was almost too perfect
"IT SEEMS THE TEST TRY WORKED
HOW LOND DO YO THINK IT'LL BE TILL THE MACHINE IS USEABLE ?"
"P-Probably a week tops"
"EXCELLENT ALL I NEED IS TO FIND THE MATERIALS FOR THAT HIDEOUS OUTFIT AND THEN THE PLAN CAN GO INTO MOTION"
Now where in the underground can I find a blue scarf ?
Tada !!
A new chapter *gasp* and so soon
I been waiting for so long to make this chapter and now it's finally out !!!
Anyway that random monster that Ink left Button with is Lily and she belongs to user74364747
They wanted to be in the chapter and I agreed
If you want more information about Lily then go ask them (because she doesn't belong to me)
Hope you enjoyed and have a great day
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