// Sam's POV

"I told you boys not to wander off! It took me days to find you!" John yelled.

Sam flinched and stepped back not wanting to hear any of it.

Dean made sure he was standing behind him.

"Wandered off?! We left you, you fucking idiot! You never gave us a home to begin with!" Dean yelled.

John had his gun in his hands, ready to pull it up and shoot.

"Dean what's going on?" Castiel asked, wandering into the room, Gabriel following close behind.

John glared at them, a smirk growing on his face.

"So these are the boys you've been sneaking around with?" John asked laughing.

He pulled up the gun, pointing it at the Novaks and pulling the trigger, the sound echoing through the room.

"NO!" Sam yelled and shot up in bed. Gabriel quickly woke up and also shot up.

Tears filled Sam's eyes as he turned to face him. Gabriel looked at him with concern and Sam pulled him into a tight hug.

"You're okay..." he mouthed and pulled away.

Gabriel smiled and kissed his cheek, causing Sam's eyes to fill with even more tear and smash their lips together.

Gabriel's eyes widened but he kissed back anyways.

After a while, Sam pulled away, a bit calmer than he was when he awoke and got out of bed, Gabriel following right behind him.

By the time they reached the living room, they found Dean and Cas tangled into each other, sleeping peacefully on the couch.

Sam smile to himself and wandered into the kitchen looking for something to eat.

Gabriel fished for something in his backpack before pulling out a whistle. He walked over to where their brothers were sleeping, put the whistle up to his mouth and blew as hard as possible.

"SWEET BABY JESUS-- " Castiel yelled as he jumped up, pushing Dean onto the ground.

"PIEEEEEEEE!" Dean yelled as he fell onto the floor with a loud thud.

Gabriel smiled widely and clapped before running into the kitchen where Sam had begun to make pancakes.

"GABRIEL YOU DAMN SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR ON...on uh-- HELL'S ASSBUTT THAT YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THAT!" Castiel called after him as the sounds of Dean's crying filled the entire house.

"I had the pie...it was mine...THE FUCKING PIE WAS MINE! I WAS GONNA TASTE THAT SWEET PIE IN MY MOUTH AND THEN it fell...IT FRIGGING FELL ON THE STUPID GROUND AND NOW I CAN'T HAVE THE PIE! WAAAJAJCKSKDJCJD!"

Castiel frowned and looked at him over the couch.

Dean didn't look at him...he looked sorta, dazed.

"Lie down with me Novak." Was the only thing he said.

"Why?!"

Dean didn't reply. Castiel rolled his eyes at the Sherlock movie moment they just had and moved onto the floor next to him.

"Tell me about your dream." Cas whispered.

Dean took in a deep breath and closed his eyes.

"There was this pie...a really amazing pie right? And I was about to have a taste of that sweet pie when this cake showed up out of now where and I thought 'whoa. That's one fine cake. But I like pie.' And I tried to eat the pie but the cake kept coming in and then it like knocked over all the pie and smashed into my face...which I think was when I fell." Dean cried.

Castiel smiled and rolled his eyes.

"That's a weird dream."

Gabriel walked around the kitchen, observing Sam as he made pancakes. Gabriel frowned as Sam poured the batter into the pan and quickly ran around the house looking for something extremely important.

He later returned with a scrunchie (I don't know what you guys call them) and began to pull Sam's hair back.

"Gabriel?! What are you doing?!"

"I don't want moose hair in my pancakes."

Gabriel tied Sam's hair into a ponytail before skipping in circles, pleased with his work.

"Hey did you hear? They're filming Sherlock!!"

Sam smiled widely and nodded, flipping over the pancake.

"You know what I noticed? Our friends have the same names as the characters." Sam stated.

"Hmm...Sherlock, John, Molly, Greg, Sally, and Anderson...what."

Sam placed the pancake onto a plate and turned to face Gabriel with wide eyes.

"You don't think...."

"It could be..."

"Alternate universe?!" Sam squealed before running around in circles singing the Doctor Who theme.

"I WANT MY CAKE!" Dean yelled from the living room before smashing his lips against Castiel's.

"I thought your brother liked pie." Gabriel showed Sam the note once they settled down and Sam had begun cooking again.

"Well yes and he still does. But I mean he has this metaphor thing where pie represents girls and cake is Cas. So he says that he loves pie and then he meets this cake and it's a really nice cake but he shouldn't cause he likes pie. However he thinks it's okay to you know, try new things so...he's gay for Cas."

Gabriel smiled widely and shook his head. That was the most ridiculous he had ever heard.

"Not all those who wander all lost, Dean. You'll find you pie eventually...bUT NOT WHILE I'M AROUND TO BE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CAKE MWAHAHAHAHA!" Castiel yelled.

"ALL HAIL THE GLOW CAKE!" Dean chanted.

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"Why are there dwarves in my kitchen?" Castiel asked walking in and seeing Sam baking and Gabriel running around stuffing his face with candy.

"Correction: There's a dwarf and a moose in your kitchen." Dean chimed in.

Sam rolled his eyes and placed the last pancake on the plate before setting it at the table.

"Breakfast time."

"Is it pie?"

"No."

"Then what?"

"...panCAKES!" Castiel yelled, laughing maniacally as he sat down at the table.

"Fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeee." Dean sighed and sat on Castiel's lap and began stuffing his face.

"Um, Dean? Please get off."

Dean only grunted and began slowly moving his hips into Cas' causing him to stiffen.

"...or not."

"Thought so." Dean smirked and continued eating, pouring maple syrup on his pancakes and feeding some to Castiel.

Gabriel scribbled something on the note and showed it to Sam.

"I just realized, the moose made pancakes, here have this Canadian leaf." Sure enough, there was a leaf drawn on the note.

Sam rolled his eyes and continued eating.

This was one strange family. But hey, it was a good one. But really really REALLY ReALly stRANge.

*What even is this fic man? So hi guys! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS RANDOM CHAPTER OF RANDOMNESS! I HAVENT SLEPT IN A WHILE SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!!

Also I wrote Gabriel talking throughout the entire thing and had to back and bold it in and I realized, this happens a lot so what if I made Gabby go through surgery or something?!

Idk help gUYS!

ALSO THANKS FOR 50K!! LOVE YOU ALL!*