I never knew E.J and Ben would get it on but hey, I'm not judging. I went to the living room to find Jeff, L.J, Hoodie, and Hobo Heart sitting, watching TV. They were watching the Five Nights At Freddy's Movie ( WHITCH NEEDS TO COME OUT NOW) on DVR. Wow, they look so bored. "Hey guys, what are you guys up to?" I ask. Jeff spoke up. "Being bored as fuck and watching a movie." "Sounds like fun right?" L.J said sarcastically. "Totally." I replayed with a board face. I went closer and saw that Hobo Heart was sitting on Hoodie's lap and Jeff was sitting on L.J's lap, leaning against each other. I fan girl on the inside. 'THEY. ARE.SO.CUTE!!!!!' I scream I'm my head and I smile under my mask. I took my phone out and looked at the time. It was 7:00 pm. I have to go to Slender Man and get the dumb papers. I walk up the stairs slowly. There was 3 flights of stairs I had to walk up. Once I got to Slender's room I put my ear to the door. "Hey Slender Man, How Come Your Always Working And Not Paying Any Attention To Me?" I herd someone say to Slender. "Because Zalgo, I'm really busy. I love you, you know but it's hard when I have so much to do." So it's my "dad" and Slender? I wonder what they are talking about but Slender said "I love you." Witch leads me to think they are dating. "I Know You Do And I Love You Too Slendy But We Need To Find Time For Each Other." I walked to the kitchen the fangirled in my head again. I knew they were a thing for ages!!!! I can't believe this, I'm the only one with out a person to love. DAMNIT! Oh well. Any ways I walked down the stairs and out side and saw sally, she looked super lonely. It was summer so it was hot as hell out side, even at night. I walked over to her. "Hey Sally, bad day?" I ask that because Sally never stood outside alone unless she had a really bad day/week. "Yeah, I haven't had any one to love all day. Daddy (SlenderMan) had been working none stop, E.J and BEN are in their room and don't want to be bothered. I don't want to watch a movie about scary animal robots that will kill us at night, and I don't like any of the girls here beside you, but your an it." She sounded sad. "Sally, I am literally in your shoes right now. I haven't even seen Toby or Tim all day beside this morning." "Do you think we could love each other? As Family I mean." I took my mask off. "Of course Sal, why not?" I ask happily. She smiled. "YAY!!!" She screamed. I flinched a bit. That hurt my ears! "Oh! Sorry Jacky!" She said. "It's cool Sal." I'm glad Sally knows about my ears and seem to be happy around me. I turn to the mansion and knelt down. "Hey Sal, want to be piggy backed back to the house, you could wear my mask if you'd like." She jumped on my back and I stood up. I handed her my mask and held on to her. She put my mask on and I walked inside. It seemed like every thing was going okay here at Slender's place. I walked around letting Sal stay on my back cuz she said her feet hurt. I wouldn't judge her, this place is huge and walking from her room to go outside is a long ass walk. My phone buzzed in my back pocket ( IRL I say "butt pockets" because of my aunt Keli. SHES THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. So I keep my distance but I can always hear what she says then it stuck. ) I grab it and look at my lock screen. I had a text from Hoodie. It said:
   "Hey, it's time for the sign language class. I hope you don't mind but Hobo Heart and Toby are coming to."
I texted back: 
"Okay, see you guys soon, I'm on my way."
I looked at the time, it was 7:30 pm already. Damn where the hell did the time go? I told Sally about my classes and put her down. She went off the the kitchen as I went to Hoodie's room. I knocked on the door and Toby opened it. I waved. He waved back and let me in. I saw Hobo and Hoodie talking in sign language. "I hope you can learn a bit more while I'm teaching 'it' (for those who don't know, I'm called an "it" by many.) more sign language." Hoodie signed. "Me too, I want know how to talk to you while lots of people are around." Hobo signed back. Awww, so cute. I ship them. Once Hoodie and Hobo noticed me, we sat down and started.
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I learn "Bitch, shit, fuck, ass, asshole, and fucker" all in an hour. So then I had to put on if then in a sentence. My sentence was, "He is such an asshole, why would he care if I lived or died?" Witch I asked my friend 2 years ago aloud before I died. They clapped and 'class' was over. I walked out and back up to flights of stairs to Tim's room. I walk in and herd the shower. Tim must smell like sweet if ya know what I mean. "I think we all do." Bill said. 'Dude, where were you for the past months you've been fucking gone?' "With my Pine Tree (dipper)" I sighed. 'What ever Bill.' I changed into my PJ's and went to climb in bed. I couldn't eat cuz of my stomach being a bitch so yeah. Tim came out. "Hey, what's wrong? Is it your stomach again?" I nodded. "Oh shit, Tim can you go get my mask for Sally. And good night." Tim nodded and left. I laid down and went to sleep.

Ok, so like I'm super fucking sorry about my late as shit update guys, but I'm getting a bit better about going on wattpad and at least getting a draft down so hopefully I'll be back to updating at least once a week maybe.