Does anyone even care about this book?

NLB: Probably not. I sure don't.

ALB: Hey don't say that! You could hurt Phantom's feelings!

NLB: ..... I don't know whether to respond with 'What feelings?' or 'I don't care.'.

PLB: You all really need to learn better manners. Especially when speaking to our employer.

NLB: Calling Phantom our 'employer' is a glorious overstatement. More like... An annoyance that pays us very little and never gives us any vacation time.

You guys can be so brutal sometimes.

LLB: there there phantom. i still like you.

Thanks LLB that means a lot.

LLB: *stares expectantly*

*sigh* *pats LLB's head* You are also very cute. I have never seen a Line Break as cute as you.

LLB: *beams* thank you. if that is all then i am off. i sense someone somewhere needs me and cuteness. *runs off*

......

What the hell am I doing with my life?