Percy Jackson fiddled with his camera. He dropped it and cursed- not realising it was filming. He tried to stand the tripod up on a table but eventually he just gave up and held it.

"Hello people!" He said in a cheerful tone. I've been on YouTube for 3 years now and I thought it was about time I made an into video. So that's what I'm doing. I'm going to be answering some frequently asked questions and just introduce the people often in my videos.

If you're new here, my name's Percy Jackson aka WaterBoi. I made this account as a dare from my friend Leo, as you can probably tell by the name.
I liked making videos so I just kept on doing it. On my account I post vlogs, gaming videos, challenges, stuff like that.

A bit about me. . . I like surfing and sword fighting, which are very weird hobbies I know.

I have a dog called Mrs O Leary she is my child and I love her more then life itself. She also has more followers on Instagram than me"

A video of Mrs O Leary, not caring, appeared on screen. Annabeth could be seen in the background, sniggering. "Teach me your secrets" Percy whispered, sounding like a serial killer.

"People sometimes ask me why I haven't changed my name" Percy said. "Well once I tried and there was a literal riot" he looked straight into the camera, a 'kill me' expression on his face. "So now I'm forever WaterBoi. And there is nothing I can do about it.

I'm going to introduce my friends in this video because they are in most of my videos and they all basically live at my house. They have their own houses but they just like annoying me 24/7 so they just don't leave-

And now I have no milk because Connor keeps drinking it all- he thinks that I don't know it's him. But I am on to that motherf*cking milk thief's ass"

"Sorry I'm getting of track. It's a very sensitive subject for me" he wiped away a fake tear. "Oh yeah I was talking about my friends.

So first up is my amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, amazi- girlfriend Annabeth."

A video of Annabeth and Percy's baking video appeared on screen. They are wearing one jumper- an idea that was definitely not taken from Dan and Phil. They try to slide into the camera view and almost end up falling over. Then they accidentally spill flour over them. After that the kitchen gets set on fire. "HOW DID YOU SET FIRE TO CEREAL???" Annabeth screamed.

The video faded back to Percy sitting on his bed. "The next person I'm introducing is my cousin Thalia"

Percy was in his office playing the Sims for a video. In the game all of his friends lived in one big house. Thalia was sitting in the background on her phone, minding her own business. Percy hadn't realised she was there. He laughed demonically "Yes sim Thalia get in the pool."
Real Thalia looked up from her phone.

It cut to black, then to Percy hanging upside down on his bed

"Next is another one of my cousins, Nico, he has a McDonald's addiction"

Nico Di Angelo walked into a room holding a happy meal box. Once he saw that people were in the room he did a double take and left. Another clip showed Nico in a dark room playing with a Ouija board, Percy turned the light on "get out of my room I'm playing. . . Minecraft?"

"If you don't know I have ADHD and people ask me how I find the patience to make videos because it can be pretty time consuming. The truth is don't so I'm just going to add loads of embarrassing/ funny clips of people you might see in my videos."

Piper and Percy sat crossed legged on the floor surrounded by colourful containers. Piper was putting makeup on Percy and he looked like a clown. Piper turned to the camera "disclaimer, I have no idea what I'm doing I stole all of this from my sister"

"i loOk BeAuTiFuL" Percy screamed.

~

Another video showed Jason, Leo and Percy making a almost full scale pirate ship in the latters garden. When it was done all three of them recreated the iconic Titanic scene while a kazoo version of my heart will Go on played.

~

Hazel and Frank were in the middle of a high stakes game of Mythomagic they were staring intensely at eachother. Percy sat in-between them and looked slightly scared.

~

Percy and Rachel danced to upbeat together while covered in paint

~

A video of Grover and Percy's mukbang. Percy looked on in disgust as Grover kept eating horrible food.

~

Dramatic music played as Reyna and Percy faced of in a paintballing match

~

Travis and Connor waited behind a corner for Katie to walk past. Little did they know Katie was watching them from behind a tree stifling laughter.

Percy walked past the brothers, they jumped out and scared him. Percy spilled the blue coke he was holding all over himself. Connor and Travis ran before Percy could realise what happened.

~

Calypso and Percy were in the garden together, she was trying to teach him how to plant vegetables.

"Vegetables? Don't know her" Percy laughed
~

Will had bandaged Percy up so much he couldn't move. While Will admired his handiwork Percy said "I'm always the victim in these videos"

~

Then the video suddenly ended because Percy's a professional