Disclaimer~ Me no owny le Percy Jackson le troll Rick Riordan does

Summary~ Clarisse's Mum does a self defense club at a gym in Arizona and
Clarisse helps out. Kevin knows Clarisse from school has a massive crush on her. He joins the self defense club in a hope that she will notice him.

This really sucks so sorry about that XD
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Kevin Richy
Hey, Kevin Richy here. I go to P.U.P high school in Arizona. (Don't ask XD.) Where I'm semi popular. I'm on most of the sports teams but still do well in class. Anyway at school I have a small - ok major crush on this girl called Clarisse La Rue.

She's such a badass and will punch anyone who gets in her way.

Clarisse's Mum does a self defense class in a gym nearby and Clarisse helps out so I've been wanting to go for ages. Finally I persuaded mum to let me go.

<•~le time skip~•>

I was in the gym staring at Clarisse who was demonstrating the best way to take down an opponent. I didn't even notice when everyone had got up and was dividing into partners.

Clarisse snapped her fingers in front of my face

"Punk. Punk. Have
you got any brain cells left Punk?"

I started and fell to my feet. I stuttered and blushed.

Well done Kevin. Well done.

<•~Another time skip bc I'm lazy AF~•>

My crush on Clarisse has only grown more over the past few months. I can't  stand it much longer so I'm going to ask her out after today's session.

Another guy in the class- Joey has crush on Clarisse too but it's probably tiny compared to mine. I'm going to be partners with him today and beat him up.

The class was going well untill Joey whispered in my ear

"Let me fight you for Clarisse. Right here right now."

I nodded of course I was going to win.

I went first. My fist aimed at his stupid head. But Joey dodged.

A crowed was forming around us. Someone yelled for us to stop. I saw my love out of the corner of my eye. She just looked bored. I will prove myself to her.

Joey tripped me up and tried to kick my side but I rolled away and pinned him to the ground.

"I win" I said. I looked over at Clarisse expecting to to be impressed.

"That was pathetic" she stated.

I spluttered stupidly. That was the best I had ever fought before

"Willyougoonadatewithmeokthankyou" I blurted out

"Punk I don't speak idiot"

I didn't notice the Hispanic guy who entered the room and wrapped is arm around her waist.

I took a deep breath.

"Will you go on a date with me?"
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"Bitch no!" Clarisse yelled.

I just noticed the Hispanic guy- I vaguely remembered as Chris. Whatever his name was he was rolling on the floor laughing.

Clarisse rolled her eyes.

"Don't ask me out in front of my boyfriend please, dip shit"

And she and Chris just left.

This is my lame story of how I met Chrisse.

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