last chapter Bois. I thought I would do something ~fun~ for the last chapter in this book I've been writing for like 2 years.

I'm going to use one line from every chapter and try and make a story out of it.

this is a good idea 😃🔫

one line from the past 74 chapters...

I don't own Percy Jackson

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Out of the corner of my eye I saw Derek swaggering up to a seat in the front row. How does Annabeth know this thug? I scowled. Curse the mist for disappearing, curse the gods for revealing themselves and most of all curse Persephone for making me go to this stupid school full of idiotic morals for "hanging around the underworld to much." I swear that's not even a thing.

I work at Pizza Hut. I know not very glamorous, but I love it. I love pizza and people. So it's the perfect job for me. Sorry I'm rambling stupid ADHD.

We all sat in miserable silence until a shadow came up behind us and said "There's a hydra outside"

"Please no" Will pleaded.

"I'm only kidding" Conner sniggered.

"do not mess with me or my sistrrt!"

Well done genius. Athena had a grudging smile on her face. I was amazed and I had opened my maltesers and began eating them just for something to do. I also got fired two days later for doing drugs behind the shop. Oops.

"Come on Argus and everyone at school thinks we are some sort of cult and avoid us." We sat a disgusting school bathroom and ate caramel chocolate- while I cried.

'THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEE THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIRRRRRREEEEEE'

"What are those!" If I wasn't scared of these wild I-will-rip-your-face-off girls I was now.

"Bitch no!" Clarisse yelled

"I will add on to that to make 'antidisestaBLISHmentarianism'"

"eww you're all sweaty and disgusting."

He ran out side and came back in 5 minutes later with a person who really needs to see the sun more. She looked like a freaking skeleton. She wore a neon pink dress and a obviously fake blond wig. Quite a bold fashion choice.

"so great to see you!" She said with a painfully fake smile.

"Hi, welcome to McDonalds what can I get you" I asked hurriedly hiding my blue napkin covered in curse words. This is officially the worst day in the history of days.

"3 blue berry ice-cream with sprinkles please."

"oH Ma gOd yOu'RE gOnnA LoVe tHiS" I decided I loved it already

"he's gone to suck Annabeth's face off."

I looked at him weirdly "wwhiiiiy mmmi? Oh yay I love KFC!"

don't break the 4th wall go eat a Jaffa cake. [I'm going to break the forth wall now with this authors note for my self promo chapter: if your upset about this book ending go read my other books. now back to the show!]

*turns into a penguin* "After 2 days, 6 hours, 17 minutes and 56 seconds I got a smelly eraser from the the gift shop" Grover started eating Nachos obnoxiously loud. "And now I have no milk because Connor keeps drinking it all- he thinks that I don't know it's him. But I am on to that motherf*cking milk thief's ass"

"iM sOrrY thE WIND"

"We're too pretty to go to jail"

Great I'm hallucinating about a 30 year old animated children's film. I'll probably be fine.

"Sorry, what?"

"you do know Men in Black isn't real right?"

"Yeah" she didn't sound convinced. "Does Annabeth know about this?"

"yeah"

"Would it change your mind if Jack was also half alien?"

Annabeth exhalied out her nose.

"why aren't you avoiding me?"

"Because I thought you where a vampire"

"how would you like to be the reason I get kicked out- WE NEED MORE SHOTS"

"I'm going to kill Leo, Why did you propose to me?"

"NO TIME JASON"

". . . I hate you"

Will stared at him for a second "the author can't be arsed to fix her plot holes."

"Yeah it's staying"

"Are you sure?" Annabeth asked

"everyone already knows and they're taking bets on how long it takes her to figure it out"

"I find that very unfair, I'm always a slut for Doritos"

he was completely submerged in Victoria sponge and held a "worlds best dad" mug. "Alright then that makes sense" duh.

"IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU" I said only half joking.

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure. I've played mario kart stupid."

end.

omgs I can't believe it's over. no more procrastinating over chapters that should have been out months ago (I'm sure it will still happen just with other books) no more answering the same question 100 times with the same answer because some people can't read and more time to spend on other things.

at the time of writing with book had 75 chapters, 267k reads and 4.59k votes from readers all around the world. this is honestly insane, I remember the times when this book was so small I could individually thank people for voting or commenting.

I would read and re read comments and feel an enormous amount of pride to shape someone's day even in such a small way.

somebody, somewhere in the world decided that they were going to spend a part of their day reading, commenting and (hopefully) enjoying my work.

I take so much joy in the fact I've made people smile throughout the two years I've been writing this book. it's been such a big part of my life for so long now. it's help me grow as a person and as a writer and given me confidence to branch out, try new things and explore the limits of what I can do.

and if I could thank every single person for spending their time on this journey with me I would but I'm afraid I have homework to do and I've already spent enough time on this extremely long a/n.

if you have enjoyed my book and want to check out my others I hope you like them as much (or more) then this one.

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word count -1098

(last time signing off omgs)