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Percy Jackson x Marvel crossover
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Percy Jackson's P.O.V
I thanked the ice cream vendor for my ice cream and continued down the busy New York Streets. An entire week had passed since the last crazy thing had happened so I was feeling fairly relaxed.

I had pretty much acepted that something would happen soon. And if I was about to get attacked by a monster, well, I might as well have ice cream.

I walked with no real destination in mind. I wondered into a side street which was completely deserted. It was probably a bad idea but I figured I could take any attackers that try and ambush me.

A guy in a red suit climbed down the wall, he hadn't seen me yet. I hid behind a trash can as he pulled his mask of.

I wanted to know how he was climbing up and down walls so I edged closer, knocking over the trash can in the process. I jumped to my feet.

"Who's there?" The guy shouted, sticking one arm out at me and frantically trying and failing to pull his mask over his face.

A thing I could only describe as a web landed by my feet. "Umm, what you doing?" I asked, eating more of my ice cream.

The guy, who had finally given up putting on the mask muttered "this is bad, this is very very bad" to himself, over and over again.

"Are you ok?" I asked, concerned "did you eat a bad hot dog or something?"

"You have to come with me"

"Uh, no I don't"

The guy shot a web at my hands causing me to drop my ice cream.

"Dude!"

The guy put his mask on and led me out of the alley.

This might as well happen I thought to myself.

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"Sooo" I said to my kidnapper "what's your name"

"Spiderman"

"Spiderman? What kinda name is that?"

"Are you from out of town? I'm a pretty big deal here"

"No, I've lived here all my life. I have been away for a while though. Must have missed you"

"Where are we going?"

He didn't answer.

"Do you usually kidnap people who are minding their own business?"

No answer

"How about make them drop their ice creams?"

No answer

"Y'know it's not very nice to ignore people"

"And people tell me I'm annoying" Spiderman muttered under his breath.

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After a while we reached Stark Tower, a building I never payed much attention to before.

The receptionist didn't give a second glance, she just motioned Spiderman to go through.

We got into the elevator and waited. 'Never gonna give you up' played faintly from hidden speakers. I got serious Empire State Building vibes.

When we reached the pent house Spiderman pulled me into a fancy living room with a ton of people in it.

One of them looked round "Peter! Who's this?"

"I don't know, but he knows I'm Spiderman. I need one of those memory wipe thingies"

A man with a goatee sighed "Peter, you do know Men in Black isn't real right?"

"Yeah I know that, I need something LIKE the memory thingies from Men in Black"

"Well I'm fresh out of them"

"What am I supposed to do then!"

"Uh" I interrupted "You could tell me what's going on"

The man with the goatee said "Long story shot this is Spiderman, his name is Peter, he his an idiot and you now know his identity. You will not tell anyone who he is or you will have us to answer to" he gestured around the room "got it? Good"

"Wait a second. Who are you?"

Peter looked at me "We're the avengers dude"

"The what?"

A blond haired man walked over "The Avengers, earth's mightiest heroes, ring any bells"

I shook my head.

"Basically we're a group of superhero"

"There are superheros now? Jesus how long was I away?"

"What's your name anyway?" A woman with red hair asked.

"Why should I tell you"

"If you don't I'll read your mind and find out that way" a girl dressed in red said.

"Good reason, I'm Percy Jackson. What's your names?"

"Do you seriously not know us?" Goatee man asked

"He doesn't" Girl dressed in red responded

"Wow, well I'm Tony Stark, That's Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Thor, Wanda Maximoff, Vision, Peter Parker and Loki. Loki isn't apart of the Avengers he's here because- why are you here?"

"Earth makes the best cheeseburgers"

"Can't argue with what" I said. "Not that I've tried space burgers though"

A sudden thought came to me

"Can I be a superhero?"

Everyone looked doubtful "What's your superpower?"

"Sarcasm"

"That's- not a superpower" Steve said

"It is" Peter and Tony said at the same time.

"Also I can control water"

I'm not sure why I told them this piece of information about me, I guess something told me I could trust them.

"Yeah right"

"Are you of the water bender race?" Thor asked "I met a tribe of them once, very nice people"

"Uh no. I'm a son of Poseidon"

"Like the Greek god?" Vision asked.

"That's the one!"

"The Greek gods are real?" Clint asked

"And Roman" I added

"We can barley deal with the Norse ones without adding other Mythologies"

"Hey!" Loki and Thor protested.

"Wait, you're the actual Thor and Loki?"

"Yes, Son of Poseidon"

"Cool, my girlfriend has a cousin that's the son of Frey. Soo am I apart of the Avengers now."

"What?"

"The Avengers, I want in. Or twenty dollars either's fine "

"Twenty dollars?"

"This guy" I pointed at Peter "made me drop my ice cream"

"Ice cream doesn't cost 20 dollars"

"It does when you weigh in the emotional cost"

Tony handed me a 100 dollar bill "The Avengers is very exclusive. Now go downstairs and tell Happy to make you sign a NDA"

Clint moved his arm, knocking over a jug of water. I concentrate and willed the water back into the jug, and stopped it ruining a Nintendo Switch.

"That's awesome!" Peter exclaimed.

"Wait a second" Tony said "maybe you could stay a bit longer"

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