DISCLAIMER

Adam Enest

I was the newest camper in Camp Half-Blood in the Apollo cabin (the awesomest one). I'd never really had a problem with anyone-no one could ever resist the charms.

I was walking by the lava rock wall after dinner with my cabin mates when I bumped into a cute blonde. I didn't know if she had a boyfriend or not, but that's never a problem for me- they always forget about them. There was never any girl, taken or not, that could resist my Apollo cabin charms.

"Hey, babe, wanna go out sometime?" I said.

She just said, "I have a boyfriend, and we love each other, so BACK OFF." She walked away.

I wanted to see if she was telling the truth or not so I quietly followed her to the beach. Even I, the new kid, knew that this is where the famous Percy Jackson would normally hang out. I also knew that he had a serious girlfriend named Annabeth Chase who loves him as much as he loves her-which is a lot.

The hot blonde walked right into the water until it was up to her shoulders. She yelled, "Seaweed Brain, get here now or I will eat all of your mom's blue cookies!"

It was a weird nickname but still yet a weirder threat.

The threat had an immediate effect. A muscular boy with messy black hair and tanned skin-Percy Jackson- flipped out of the water. He said, "Hey, Annabeth."

Oh gods, I knew about her; the girl that will probably marry Percy Jackson, a great battle strategist, and head councilor for Athena's cabin- Annabeth Chase.

I heard a voice in my head. It said, 'If you break them up-and it took me years to get them together- then your love life will disappear forever. No ands, ifs or buts; if you break up Percabeth you will become ugly with nonexistent charms, and every single girl will think of you as repulsive.'

There was no hope for me and Annabeth. After all, from what else I had gleaned from my half-siblings, they were inseparable and fell into Tartarus. Plus, Aphrodite, the goddess of love herself, told me not to break them up or someone will pay big time.